Geek With A Book
@geekwithabook.bsky.social
Tired GenX internet Auntie who reads and says fuck a lot. Demi, Pan & AuDHD. Orgasmic synesthete (flavor = color, intense flavor = orgasm). Let's cuddle with my pets and drink tea in my library while we plan our next fight for justice. #FuckAI
Me: You will need to get to the hardware store before your parents arrive. Husband: Why? Me: Because you know I am a bad liar and if they're coming with us to cut the Christmas tree, you don't want them questioning where we got that rope we usually use and why it's purple. H: Yep. Got it.
Why would anyone want to do business with someone who cheats on their spouse? If they can't be honest with them, why do you think they will deal honestly with you?
Feedings and cleaning every 6 hours is a LOT, but these fucking cute faces make it worth it. The ginger one now answers to Newton. He will be neutered Monday and will join the upstairs cats after recovery. My heart will break when the rest go to forever homes, despite my grumbling. #kittens
Another day, another new hard limit found by @catieosaurus.bsky.social Gods dammit, Cate. 💜💜💜🖕🏻💜💜💜
This is the last time I ever help out anyone without getting paid. A friend was facing an emergency move out situation. Her soon to be ex-husband is an abusive asshole. She had 14 pets: 13 cats and one dog. Moving to a place that limits her to two animals is the best thing that could've happened. 
NEW: Democrats have gained control over enough state governments to pass the National Popular Vote Compact and give it a majority of at least 283 electoral votes—13 more than it needs to activate by 2028. My story below explains the path forward for eventually electing the president by popular vote
Stephen Wolf@stephenwolf.bsky.social · 2w agoNEW: The 2026 elections could lead to enough states passing the National Popular Vote Compact for the Electoral College to activate it by 2028. Dems have already passed it everywhere they can—adding a few more states could give it a majority of electoral votes www.the-downballot.com/p/how-tuesda...
Hakeem Jefferies has his head up his own ass so far he looks like the brownest Klein bottle I have ever seen.
Dear Hakeem Jeffries: If you don't have the fucking balls to investigate and jail these assholes, get the fuck out of the way. The rest of us want revenge. I don't know who is paying you, but it must be laced with that good shit. Sit. The fuck. DOWN. If you know what's good for you. 
Dear Susan Collins: You can eat my entire Kavanaugh-hating ass, you treasonous cunt.
Guys, this has been a hard election, and I know that tensions have been high, and it’s gotten emotional, but let’s just remember that we are all human beings who live in this country together, and a whole bunch of those humans have spent a decade making it very clear that they are fucking Nazis.
To be very clear: NONE of this means we’ve “saved democracy”. It means we have a chance to begin repairing an enormous amount of harm that didn’t begin and will not end with Trump.
Dear straight cis men: Pick a restaurant. Don't make it fast food, don't make it cheap, don't make it coffee. Just pick a restaurant so she doesn't have to do one more research and planning task that week. That will gain you more points than anything else. I promise you. Just. Pick. A. Restaurant.
Why would I fold laundry immediately when Hopper is this cute playing in the pile? #blackcats #catsky 
It's all cops. All. Police. The nicest police officer you know will still shred a homeless person's tent when they know the homeless person has nowhere else to go. It's. ALL. Police. Build a better system and eliminate the police.
Hopper doesn't want to get out of bed today. Neither do I.
It's quite rude of onions to scoff at our attempts to contain their caramelization time in a scale definable by mediocre mortals. 
#JasonBassler of the #FreeThoughtProject stole someone's art, ran it through an AI slop filter and posted it. He later defended stealing her work with the douchiest comment imaginable. Please follow and support Art by Karla on FB and Instagram.
Paper Doll Effect: When you realize the person you are on a date with asks 0 questions about you as a person, only talks about themselves, and only cares about what you can do for them. You are a paper doll for them to attach their needs to with temporary tabs. You are replaceable. #kinkdating
wHy ArE yOu So mAd?! wHy Do YoU hAtE mEn?! I don't hate men. I hate men who do this and the people around them who keep enabling the behavior.  ISTG a good Dom in this area for me is a fucking pipe dream.
Red flag 3761873 this week: Doms who want a commitment right away. (He got blocked.)
There are times when I want to learn more why people do what they do, but I could never help anyone fix it or or be a mental health provider because I would not be able to restrain myself from calling out assholes.  "Wow, Kyle, that is a lot. Have you tried not being a douchecanoe?"
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the man who wants to be the exception is almost always the reason for the rule. Stick to your boundaries. #Dating
Conservative (ostensibly Christian) Republicans are a *minimum* of 16× likelier to rape children or possess CSAM as Democrats. This is an attempt to ensure there are more children to molest. @buckscountybeacon.com I can provide documentation for this claim; have a reporter contact me.
Bucks County Beacon@buckscountybeacon.com · 2mo agoLifeWise Academy Brings Bible Study Program to Quakertown Elementary, Eyes Four Other Bucks County School Districts | “If we can get children to develop a Biblical worldview, this spiritual war that we’re talking about, the war is over,” the Christian organization states in a promotional video.
Spoiler alert: WorldCon LA won't, in fact, do better. The lack of responsibility is breathtaking and the way WorldCon is handed off every year is a Problem.
Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire.bsky.social · 2mo agoExcuse my language, but what the actual fuck? This is so far beyond okay that it crosses an event horizon into truly and utterly fucked the fuck up. Do fucking better, Worldcon.
For all the #authors on this app: A friend self-published their life story on Amazon and it's awful. Layout mistakes, missing text, bad cover. She pulled it pending corrections. They don't have a lot of capital and need beginner resources. Help a new author out with links to editors and such?