Jillette

@gendor64.bsky.social

Non-binary creature (they/them or it/its) -Presumed to be an adult by big government -Warframe player and music enjoyer -Will post whatever, including nsfw posts so be aware -Considered unsociable

Made it to the marshes. Now this is what I'm talking about. Had 3 wheels bust and one fully blow. Although trunk storage was truly my biggest fallback. Too much loot not enough space. Never drove in the Pacific but if it's anything like this sign me up.

I am kinda happy i got most games on Playstation, not because sony is the goat, absolutely not lmao. But because of the dual sense. Iirc you could get the same effects on pc but i don't have one so, oh well. But there's something to its features on more casual games.

Combining the cumsock and the fleshlight by creating an all cotton fleshlight. Call that shit the... fleshsock? That sounds terrifying. Cumlight? Too close to some sex enhancement drug. Name needs some workshopping.

They don't tell you about this but cats create an invisible barrier around them that results in them taking up more space than should be physically possible in bed.

I hate when post WW2 americans pull the "we fought the nazis" card. Yeah, sure. But did you fight their beliefs? Did you oppose what they represent? Or were you simply reacting to an obvious aggressor? Why'd your government give so many nazis exemptions? Hire them as scientists?

"my son turned out fine" ur daughter sobs uncontrollably when she's told by her owner that she's been a good girl and that they're proud of her

Anyway, time to replay citizen sleeper now that most my memories of this game have gone to the wind. All i remember is that god i wish I'd have this on disc just for it to get a spot of honor somewhere.

There's a special kind of embarrassment when you dig into a games lore for hours on end and the moment someone goes "hey, anyone know something about this chain of events" a that information leaves your brain. Like yeah, I'd love to chew your ear off about the lore but i FUCKING FORGOT, DAMNIT.

Next warframe better be a hacker (Definitely not inspired by aiden pierce) who can create a blackout decreasing enemy accuracy and detection within all connected tiles and also do sick ass gun takedowns.

You know it says a lot about the games industry when I'm more excited for TankRat than any other big release. We don't get enough high quality small studio games that scratch a specific itch and I'm hoping this game won't be another "whoops, heres our list of AI use" instance. Inb4 i jinxed it.

max payne with a painful expression and a hand on his forehead with the text beneath reading "funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing i could think of."

I love when my majority pve game is occasionally interrupted by mechanics that intentionally let the worst people in earth know that you're free game to be griefed. It's such good game design i hope whoever designs that kinda stuff occasionally gets hit with a pan while making coffee.

If Ubisoft comes out with a good NEW far cry game next i will kiss the first french person i come across. Yes, I'm intentionally putting this off into a highly unlikely scenario. :3

well chat here's my actual body shape honestly...i'm scared of losing my audience if people find out i'm "dummy thicc" irl and this is me directly acknowledging and facing that fear i'm slowly trying to teach myself that just because i'm not *my* type doesn't mean i'm undesirable to everyone.

chubby kreep in a latex suit poking her fingers together looking shy