Don’t forget to leave out a plate of Computer chips and a cup of warm thermal paste for Carlo Acutis’ Feast on 10/12.
Generic Waffle
@genericwaffle.bsky.social
30, she/her, musician, mathematician, gamer. Yaptain of Yapitalism. At some point, things became too funny for even the clown to stomach. Too bad that clown ain’t me. I am cring but ur mean an thats worse.
My review of #ResidentEvil (2026): I love katamari.
@pnemiroff.bsky.social I have a question: would you ever consider getting “NEMIROFF” as knuckle tattoos?
I just finished watching “I saw the TV glow” for the first time. It’s ROUGH.
Could you imagine of Leftists posted in Donald Trump’s tone: “AMERICA 🇺🇸 lost 2 LEGENDS -DOLLY PARTON (9 TO 5!) and TIM CURRY (TIME WARP!)- meanwhile DIDDLING DONALD still FAILS to make AMERICA 🇺🇸 GREAT as the POTUS (PEDOPHILE OF THE UNITED STATES 🇺🇸 )! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! 🇺🇸🦅”
Just Finished #ProjectHailMary the movie. Conclusions: Genre: Romcom I liked it a lot. Very fun. I did not give it security clearance to give me these emotions tho.
Sometimes i forget that i started a wave of people impersonating me on youtube. So that’s fun.
The millennial falcon beat the kessel run in 6-7 parsecs.
“Spaghetti” is plural “Spaghettus”. No i will not elaborate.
Under no other president than DONALD CHUMP have i gotten fewer cherries in my shiley temples. This is WRONG-ALD CHUMP’S America! 🇺🇸
Listen here JKRowlet or whatever your name is. I have mold in MY place of residence and am not transphobic. It’s really not that hard, buddy.
What do you mean “no; I don’t think Henrik Ibsen had ‘PEER GYNT’ knuckle tattoos”?
Sweenus Teenus: the demon barbara of yeet street. - tj
When your feet get sore, usually from wearing heals and/or walking great distances, they should call that “Footigue”.
Anyway, how bout those ice protests, huh? open.spotify.com/album/32KI6B...
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If al gore gets dental work done, would it be on An Inconvenient Tooth? 😂
Whenever I eat glass, my mouth fills with blood. Therefore, glass bleeds.