Tessera

It seems to be something people do when, well— 「 he rather suddenly reaches out to yoink her mid-setence. not the usual picking up, but a borderline grapple, trying to get ahold of her hips and lift her overhead. he seems to know this is a bad idea. 」 —people do it to thieir dogs when they bark.

? No? What the hell is air jail?

... ... ... Are you familiar with what people are calling "Air Jail"?

do I wish that, or do you wish that I wish that because you want someone to understand you and your whole fucked up worldview? cos man... if you're wanting ME to be the one to understand you... I may actually be worried about you.

「✢」his inner world

But you want to. You WISH you had insight into my inner world, Eve. You yearn to get even a glimpse of my enlightened inner world.

i don't need to know about what you do in your personal time.

Correct. I grow, not shrink.

𝙔𝙐𝙇𝙄𝙔𝘼 𝙃.@yuliyah.bsky.social · 4d ago

I do NOT need your seal of approval you are not a licensed shrink.

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Anime Coffee with Creamer Swirl

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Good Goddess, what is it with women and the 'worm' thing? If you became a worm, Eve, I would give you a small vermiculture tub with food scraps twice your mass each week. If I found there were no recourse, I would set you free outside. Assuming you are not sapient, you are already gone.

Oh my god if I was a worm you'd eat me too, wouldn't you?! Of course you would. Angeal would let me live in one of his little potted plants with the best dirt and love me still. Sephiroth would probably read up on how best to take care of his new worm sister. AND YOU WOULD FUCKING EAT ME!!!

Do you think I would eat anything? Is that not fond?? 「 a mock sigh 」Eve, if I was unwell and needed only eat a fraction of your little...sea bug...arms...to survive, would you not let me? Would that not be 'doing your best'?

[ scrunching her nose up in annoyance, jerking her arm away. ] You're the one who started it. **I** merely tagged you in a video in a FOND manner, and you began to talk about EATING me, and making short jokes.

「 he reaches out to pinch the squishy bit of her upper arm. zero hesitation. 」 Distasteful.

You do have the aesthetic look of a cockroach, so it fits.

Dead last? That is a crude way to say I will outlive them.

No, least category out of three. The three other Firsts. You're dead last.

Least favourite in a category of 'one' is still the best, Eve. Still superior.

This is why you're my least FAVORITE!!!

「✢」BACK TO BACK ZINGERS BABYY

Well, I have certainly made longer ones.

Is that a fucking short joke.

You can be both a shrimp and a person, Eve. I believe in you.

I'M NOT LITERALLY THAT THING. IT'S JUST THE DIALOGUE BEING HAD. IS YOU AND I. THIS IS ME. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? WHAT I LOOK LIKE?

"oh! tragedy! do not eat me!" says the jumbo shrimp

What the fuck

Eve Crescent@evecrescent.bsky.social · 5d ago

Looks tasty.

Me and @genese.bsky.social

Viv Rhapsodos@vivrhapsodos.bsky.social · 6d ago

Shoes are back up high the SECOND she comes close. He dangles them just out of comfortable reach. "When would you even get an opportunity to dress up? I cannot forsee you going to anything nice enough to warrant it."

"I'm..." Takes a deep breath. "You wouldn't even recognize me if I dressed up proper so how would you know." Stomps over to yank her shoes away from him.

Eve Crescent @evecrescent.bsky.social · 6d ago

「✢」"I guess I did ask" POOR GIRL

ooc.talk OOBI STYLE IM SOBBING

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Viv Rhapsodos@vivrhapsodos.bsky.social · 6d ago

Catch! No point holding them so high now; he just sticks two fingers in the back of each, lets them dangle. "Oh please, you would not know how to wear louboutins if a stylist crammed your massive feet into them."

"No!" Throws the other shoe. Because that makes sense of course. "You trot a mile in those louboutins and get back to me with your Elphadunk nonsense!" Blows a raspberry that sounds strangely like an Elphadunk trumpet.

「✢」I would like to apologise to women, generally, for the crimes I have Genesis commit

「✢」I don't have siblings, but I do understand that (checks notes) bullying is a key part of the package And Genesis is already an asshole, so Elphadunk it is

Viv Rhapsodos@vivrhapsodos.bsky.social · 6d ago

Oho! Free shoe! He catches it and holds it high, of course he does. "Now what? Hobble over, come and get it." His smile is equal parts cruel and sweet.

"Listen here motherfucker!" Takes their shoe off and throws it at him.

𝔽𝕀ℝ𝕊𝕋 ℂ𝕃𝔸𝕊𝕊 ℤ𝔸ℂ𝕂 (H)@honoredsoldier.bsky.social · 6d ago

"You are small, you yap relentlessly, but you obey your masters well. Lapdog. Barking away at nothing." He points at said stomping and pouting. "Would you prefer 'Puppy' in your adult years?"

"WHA- HEY-!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN LAPDOG?" Opposite to Genesis he is full on stomping his boot and pouting.