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wholesome mahd 😇@justahmad.blacksky.app · 2d ago

if i could sing fr ??? boy o boy

"So, I knocked that bitch in the air. Reached up to grab the ball and she was like...."

I will never hate Costkeezee

Aubrey is a WHITE man.@lsslo.bsky.social · 2d ago

shoutout to Costco, just because

Sophie Cunningham scored 2 points in 28 minutes for the Fever tonight. Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now.

Jalen White?

ᴍʀ. ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇғᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴀɴ@chaclo.blacksky.app · 2d ago

Caitlin Clark can’t go left 🤣🤣🤣

I am going to pass out.

S2E8 of XMen 97 might be the line of demarcation for DeMayo’s exit Writing didn’t feel as tight

Going with Ryan Goslings answer: ice cream

Rpx_syria's Mic Drop Gesture

Alt: Mic Drop Gesture

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Food Republic@foodrepublic.bsky.social · 3d ago

Tell us what your pick is, and where people can find the best version. 🥪

Woooo boy my new job is the exact opposite, damn near everything runs through excel (no ERP whatsoever) and the files SUCK

Rose Michelle@rosenaram.bsky.social · 4d ago

I love how organized my new job is. Everything has a system in place and protocol to follow. I love structured environments!!!

Spread the word!

Let me go ahead and start planning this Sarasota trip for next summer

Christina Aguilera Looking at Screen

Alt: Christina Aguilera Looking at computer and touching mouse

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I would have to giggle if I was getting rolled into the ER “You see that shit too right? Ok just making sure 😂”

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4d ago

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients

Same, but now that I’m back in office I need to always be ready to pretend 🙄

𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶@riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 4d ago

Imma be honest. I don’t do no work whether I’m at home or at the office😭

2K Games needs to start making plans with an eye on 2030

Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d ago

Well, I guess Electronic Arts belongs to Saudi Arabia, private equity, and Jared Kushner now. https://kotaku.com/electronic-arts-officially-belongs-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-now-2000721666

This is fucking me up because I can think of so many phrases that follow this rule

Chico Escuela@blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 5d ago

Idk what my brain was on this morning but I seasoned a big ass piece of chicken and forgot to put that shit back in the refrigerator Shit was waiting for me on the counter when I got home smfh

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 5d ago

People who ignore what they read

demotivational speaker. 🌸@heysita.bsky.social · 5d ago

I just tried chili cheese dog Cheez Its. Disgusting and dark sided. Who eats this shit?

“I don’t have people to intimidate with my presence”

axn@ashxleigh95.blacksky.app · 5d ago

Leadership (like top top leadership) walks around and doesn’t like barely seeing people in the office. But like…the work is getting done. SO IF THE WORK IS GETTING DONE, WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM?

Would you like to know more?

The Spaceshipper 🚀@thespaceshipper.com · 6d ago

Starship Troopers (1997): Arachnid Warrior Bug, animatronics testing by Amalgamated Dynamics

10 (I don’t fw coffee) 3 3

B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 6d ago

3 5 4

Is this bad? This sounds bad.

CNBC@cnbc.com · 5d ago

U.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters

😂😂😂

✨🥀Persephone🥀✨@bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 6d ago

An awesome thing about having an electric car is that I can now leave my house with my phone AND my car about to die

KPop Demon Hunters and Frankenstein would have made big money in theaters Morons

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 7d ago

Last year, Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos said releasing movies in theaters was “an outdated idea,” saying people wanted to watch films from home. Fast forward to today, theaters have delivered the biggest weekend in global box office history.

I’m hiding any post with Sophie Cunningham Y’all will complain about a bitch being famous while actively making said bitch famous

Slater tripping bro wtf is that?

Yeah, Nike cooked with Wemby’s official logo

YEET! THAT! BABY!