Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

Golden Age indeed.

Mission Accomplished, I guess?

What a gross, nightmarish week…Never been more grateful to be Canadian. #canada #fuckice #reneegood

Well, nobody’s asking about it so it must have worked, right?

Oops.

Remember when cake was an option? (Inspired by the great Duncan MacPherson.)

Focus, people.

So alive. So vibrant.

The travails of Colonel Cankles. #whenithappens

Working on my “When it happens” dance.

It’s the only logical explanation. #trump #trumpepstein

To quote Logan Roy: You. Are not serious people. #trump #epstein

Destroy, steal, blame, repeat.

Maga: voting against MOST of their own interests.

“Hey, what’s it like making video games?” “Right now? Kinda like this.” #gamedev #videogames

I couldn’t think of anything to put on his sceptre so I just drew a golden butt. #nokings

Remember that episode of The West Wing where the Pope dies and President Bartlett runs a full page ad in The NY Times showing him dressed as the new Pope? Yeah, me neither.

So, Pierre Poilievre not only lost the election…he lost his seat. And then promptly took the seat of another MP to weasel back into parliament. #canada #poilievre

PP losing his seat is just icing on the cake. #pp #canada #canadianelection

It never feels like it’s NOT a good day to repost this…but today feels like an especially good day to repost this. #trump

Hey America. Everyone’s been fretting about what would happen if Trump didn’t listen to the other branches of government. What if y’all started your OWN constitutional crisis and just…ignored him? I mean, what’s he gonna do? He’s so OLD.

Nothing rhymes with Poilievre. . . #canada #election

Not sure the reverse psychology angle is working. #canada #drumpf

We’re really trying. Sorry eh.