And how does this help me? I’m not 11-16 years old and I don’t live in Greater Manchester? 😡
Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱@dailyherald.bsky.social · 12h agoGreater Manchester Offers Free Bus Travel for 11-16-Year-Olds from 2027 The policy extends the Our Pass scheme, which already covers 16 to 18-year-olds, and will benefit up to 200,000 young people while saving families up to £500 per child yearly.
When you’re training at 7pm but performing with Angine de Poitrine at 9pm.
My wife just dug out a load of old mugs from our move in 2020. And well, we all went a bit mad in lockdown, didn’t we?
If Donald Trump ordered Big Tech to turn off all of your country's chatbots tomorrow, nothing would change. www.thenerve.news/p/cory-docto...
Cory Doctorow: The people who tell you ‘AI is changing everything’ are lying
It has become impossible to tell managers mesmerised by artificial intelligence that the tools are not, in fact, helpful. So employees just play along with the fiction to keep their jobs, writes our tech columnist
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Molly-Mae Hague reveals daughter Bambi, 3, ‘put someone in a headlock at Pizza Express’
Clicked on the Rod Liddle trending topic. Jesus, the man was not well-liked.
Unmistakable noughties ‘chav towns’ ‘benefit street’ vibe on display here. Are we absolutely sure he hasn’t just filed an old column from 2008?
Roxy Hart@roxyhart.bsky.social · 3d agoGod, Clarkson is a cunt metro.co.uk/2026/08/02/j...
I have been for a morning walk and seen dogs, horses, rabbits and deer. And I didn’t leave Gateshead!
Watching Billy Moore calling trans women ‘Sir’ and ‘Fella’ and then getting offended when he gets told to fuck off.
The wife: Watched a few vids on YouTube about rough sleeping. Looks fun. Me: Er...does it? W: Yeah, it looks ace. Me: Rough sleeping..? W: Yeah. There's a lass who just drives into the forest & pitches her tent & enjoys the solitude. Me: That's "wild camping" not "rough sleeping, love..."
I'm going to celebrate Yorkshire Day in the traditional fashion, by pointing at items for sale, requesting their price and loudly exclaiming, "OW MUCH". Then punching my wife and playing a forward defensive shot.
‘Smart’ Glasses + Performance Beard = Generational wrongun
Michael@michaeljsc.bsky.social · 6d agoActually quite angry reading this. I know it’s a bit passé to talk about “why don’t politicians crack down on people not using headphones on the bus” but I think we do need to reckon with platforms that incentivise people to completely disregard the norms of civil society and get away with it.
I was in B&Q the other day. This fella came up and asked if I wanted decking. I said no thanks mate, I live in a flat. Don’t really have a cause for it. Then I fucking sparked him out.
According to Luke Edwards, Eddie is going nowhere.
Prashant 🌊@prasshant.bsky.social · 6d agoLmao, Someone sent me this, I hope this is real 😭😂😂😂
Immediately sang this to the tune of Uncle Fucker.
GwedLid@gwedlid.bsky.social · 6d agoFucking beautiful, shove it up your arse Infantino.
Today I have: - Done 10k steps and had a coffee at Starbucks. - Sorted my books out and taken 58 books to St Oswald’s charity shop. - Obtained and filled a sharps bin with all my old injector pens. - Taken delivery of and installed a fridge freezer. #GardeningLeave
"Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sick..." - Susan Sontag...
My absolute terror of air travel is vindicated once more
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
When humble hard-working Lee loses his fiancée to the office smart arse.
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 2mo agoIn a thread sure to be full of SPOILERS what do you think is the saddest moment in sitcom history?
There is water. In the well 🎶 Sorry that is very very niche.
MrPaulRobinson@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · last wk.*flashes lights in car park* #lufc
