HumphsDad

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Swearing...there will be swearing. Lots of it. Ex-Labour member after Starmer went full-on Farage in May 2025. Fuck Trump & all that stuff you'd expect. Bolton Wanderers & Washington Commanders fan/sufferer. Mainly Salford, sometimes Andalucia.

No, BBC...scientists don't "broadly agree." They *universally* agree. No "broadly" about it. The people you interview as supposed experts in the field aren't scientists; they're fringe cranks with on-line diplomas.

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One of the lads from the agency turned up today in a Restore UK hi-vis vest. Jolly decent of him to volunteer to scrub the caked on shite off warehouse traps, eh..? Good lad.

FFS...people are seriously & earnestly discussing the possibility of Bin Face defeating Frog Face next week. "You never know though!" - yes I fucking do. "Stranger things have happened!" - no they fucking haven't. "You can't rule it out!" - yes I fucking can...b/c it's not happening.

look, if fear of having everyone on the internet celebrate your death by bringing up every bad thing you’ve done is what it takes to stop people being cunts while they’re alive, i say let’s give it a go

Stormed out of a meeting with our CEO today & came home. I'll be back in tomorrow & if he tries it on, there's a very real chance I'll drop the cunt. I'm 56 & have never stormed out of a meeting before in 35 years of work. The guy's a proper throbber. Part of me actually hopes he starts...

Dear France & THE FUCKING UK NEWS MEDIA, Reform has only 7 MPs & the party's leader isn't one of them. Nobody should give (a) 2 fucks about & (b) no airtime to what Reform thinks about anything. Thank you.

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Watching the Calvin Harris homecoming gig on the Beeb & it appears that there are no blokes there. At all. Because Aunty's cameramen can only find sexy young ladies in the audience. Odd that...

There's an episode of Ann Droid on in the background as I type this, and there's just been a scene at a campsite with a young, middle-clarse mother smoking a fag. I'm serious - Somebody has decided that smoking's making a comeback

HumphsDad@hunphreysdad.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Anyone else noticed that smoking cigs is creeping back into TV dramas nowadays? Not just stuff set in the past, but contemporary stuff too. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but something must be behind it. #BigFag

The wife: Watched a few vids on YouTube about rough sleeping. Looks fun. Me: Er...does it? W: Yeah, it looks ace. Me: Rough sleeping..? W: Yeah. There's a lass who just drives into the forest & pitches her tent & enjoys the solitude. Me: That's "wild camping" not "rough sleeping, love..."

Climate change is obviously very fucking bad indeed & we all need to do everything we can to try & stop it before it's too late. In the meantime though, I'll be over here in Salford cultivating my water melons which are being grown from seed.

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Put together an Operations Review presentation yesterday. 22 stream of consciousness slides which I now have to try & precis down to about 6 or 7. I shut the laptop at 5pm yesterday & thought "Fuck it, it's Friday afternoon. I'll do it tomorrow with a brew & a clear head." Now regretting that...