I don't care how I'm found. I didn't hang myself from a tree.

Batman has, much as you may or may not agree with them, the ethical/moral restraints of an adult The Powerpuff Girls do NOT That says all I need to about my answer

Empé 🐉👑@roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 2d ago

Question on the clock app was would you rather square up with Batman or the Powerpuff girls and idc what the circumstances are I’m not taking them girls on at all.

Could I have pushed that expensive-ass battery for one more week before getting it replaced? Probably Would it have cost more if I'd miscalculated, and didn't make it? Definitely #adultmath 😭

I look at a relationship like Ben and J-Lo, and feel like they actually might be soulmates (or as close to such a thing existing as is possible), but they keep reuniting at incompatible stages of development Like they're meant to be together, but they haven't grown in parallel. If that makes sense

While it's appropriate it's his face put on this article, Musk's should be right next to his in a double header. Because it was DOGE responsible for cutting so many of these programs

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d ago

Two people have died from cyclosporiasis in Michigan, marking the first fatalities in the largest U.S. outbreak of the intestinal illness

Ex-NYC Mayor Eric Adams traveled to Wisconsin Rapids to convince residents to allow a real estate developer to build a data center in their town. Boos quickly rained down.

Eric Adams Is Selling Data Centers in Wisconsin Now

The former mayor had a wild weekend, and other links to start your day.

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Since I joined this site in Nov. 2024, there are exactly 7 DMs in my inbox, and that isn't gonna change any time soon 😂 The shit that needs to be said in the DMs, but can't be said on the SL, is a much shorter list than you might think Choose accordingly. That's all I'll say on that 💁🏿‍♂️

maybe it’s just me, but using terms of endearment with women you’ve just met feels incredibly performative. you don’t know me well enough to call me “baby.”

The most anti-CA state government I get is when I have to pay this fuckass $300 DMV registration fee every year 😒

I love when I walk into a dessert place and the smell of sugar just hits my nose like a fucking punch to the face 🤤

BREAKING: New York just sued Kalshi — alleging it’s an illegal gambling operation. New York AG Letitia James alleges Kalshi failed to obtain a state gambling license and pay taxes. Her office is seeking an order enjoining Kalshi’s operations, plus fines, restitution and forfeiture of profits.

New York sues prediction market Kalshi alleging it’s an illegal gambling operation | CNN Politics

The New York attorney general’s office is suing Kalshi, one of the largest prediction markets, alleging it’s running an illegal gambling operation in the state.

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If my future cat ain't riding for me like this, I #dontwanthim Credit: @nellies_nest, Twitter

The bisexual discourse has made its way back to the forefront on the old site. And...whew Eye-opening every time 😬

Was about to reply "FOUR YEARS since Renaissance came out? It's only been two. IKYFL." But they weren't 😭

That's honestly why he's in trouble If it had been a hidden checking account, he could've kept it going long enough to attend his side kid's HS graduation But it being a GOV'T card is what tripped him up You're not getting away with that type of fraud unless you're already a billionaire 🤣

Down the Spiral@downthespiral.bsky.social · 7d ago

A second wife? In this economy?

IDEK man Might be a low bar, but let's go back to these stories, where he fucks up, takes his lumps like a man, and that's it Rather than him fucking up, crashing out, and killing himself and, in this case, both his main and side families Shitty behavior, but at least everyone's alive 😭

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 7d ago

An Army National Guard officer has admitted to using his government travel card to fund a secret second marriage

they said “too much like a game, and not a good one” when it was actually a misunderstood masterpiece. the ones that get it, get it and the ones that don’t, don’t.

TL sleep? 👀 Ladies/cl*toris havers, if you've never experienced the two-hand combo where one person is working your cl*t while the other is working your g-spot in tandem, till you 💦 across the room, have you even lived???

SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸

One of the eternal truths about corporate Damn near every organization has sales, but FEW these days call it sales anywhere outside the org You join a new org, ask someone what their role you've never heard of before entails, and 2 mins into the long-ass explanation you realize, "Oh, sales 😒😂"

We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)

This shit's heartbreaking. Every single time

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.

Amanda Karolkiewicz and her six children were found dead in their home after her husband Kristopher shot and killed them, before starting a fire and killing himself. In 2024, she wrote about his infidelity and his other red flags on her Reddit account

Been holding in the news, since I wanted to wait till everything was signed and delivered But, I GOT THE JOB 😭

Still can't believe this made it to prime time. On a Nintendo platform no less 😂

He didn't get the T'Challa recast? Dam, son 😔

This shit is frying me

Having someone tell me I'm the best they've ever had, even going so far as to use the word "ultimate"? I don't care if you're gassing me up, or 100% serious. Gimme more 🫴🏿😂

Since I think it needs to be shared AGAIN

How're you in an OPEN relationship, and STILL cheating??? Just greedy and sloppy 😒

“Your bill is ready” Ok but I’m not.