Jason V 🗺️

@gislemur.bsky.social

GIS Manager for a NE Illinois county. Open source advocate. Reformed hippie. Former shovel-bum (have trowel, will travel). Part-time hobbit & full time cat herder. All thoughts are my own.
Fuck Gen AI and its fan boys

IF (and that’s a very big if) they had any actual UI/UX designers working on Pro, did they use Cow Chip Bingo to decide how this interface is supposed to work? Because it certainly smells like it.

We are constantly being told that we have to use AI and that it is amazing and makes our lives better, but the stupid plagiarism machine can’t even produce an accurate map? I have zero respect for anyone who thinks this technology is good. Clown shoe shit.

I see ESRI now has an “AI Enhanced” support tool Great! Now I can just have a computer tell me my bug is not a bug at all but a feature, without needing to take up the time of one of their employees. But they’ll still use this as a reason to jack up the cost at the end of the year.

An annoying side effect of being part of IT is when we hire a GIS position, we get a lot of pure IT people not understanding what they are applying for. I don’t care if you can configure a switch, blindfolded, hands tied behind your back, in 30°f room. We don’t need you.

I find it funny that ESRI likes to play up all the new features in AGOL. But they still cannot figure out how to keep me logged in like every other website can. Yeah that little Keep Me Logged-in checkbox doesn’t do a damn thing.

Let’s see on Monday morning how many people listened to me about switching over to our newest SDE database. I’m just sitting here killing all rights to all of the layers & tables. I know some people ignored our earlier emails and are going to be complaining that we shut down the server.

Dear Census Bureau, Please stop telling my townships to contact me about their boundary changes. Because most decades, they don’t 🤬 change! The last (only) time we had a change was about 120 years ago. They don’t change! At least not so often you need to tell them to contact the county every year🙄

How many times do I need to tell people around here we do not certify any maps before it finally sinks in? We are not surveyors so per state statute cannot make any claims on accuracy. The last two employees left wondering between themselves who they can get to certify our maps since I refused. 🙄🤦‍♂️

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane and putting his face into his palm in exasperation

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I always love it when a village comes bitching that we do not show their new sub on our maps for 911 purposes when they still have not actually recorded the sub at with the county. How the hell are we supposed to put in a new road and addresses if we don’t know they exist? 🙄

Sent an email yesterday stating that I was bringing our internal ArcSDE database down over the weekend for maintenance. The external SDE won’t be affected & ALL external apps will still work This morning 2 replies asking if AGOL would still be available No understanding, just simple button pushers

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane with a look of disbelief before putting his face into his palm

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If we put half as much resources into metadata and cataloging as we do into dumb AI stuff, we’d way better off in terms of the info/data ecosystem

Crossref@crossref.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Panel at #Crossref2025 wonders if metadata has an image problem. Bianca Kramer says the word metadata not used in the Barcelona Declaration. Mariángela Napoli thinks perception of metadata is something too technical. Kazuhiro Hayashi describes metadata as "the unsung hero". Time for a rebrand ;)

You’d think that a company that rakes in tens to thousands of dollars per customer and has had a web based system for about 15 years would have the ability to let users change their account name without having to create a new account then transfer everything over manually. Seems kinda cheap 🤔