I’m once again telling you to stay the fuck out of the ocean
How many fucking times do I need to teach y’all
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 3y agoThe orcas have done it again. On Oct. 31, a pod of killer whales swarmed a yacht sailing in the Strait of Gibraltar. For 45 minutes, the orcas hit the vessel’s rudder and damaged the boat, according to the company that operated it. Despite rescue efforts, the yacht never made it back to shore.
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally
President Warren G. Harding@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 3y agoWithout downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
Unless Bluesky protects its Black users this place is going to start looking pretty fucking yacht-like to me
There’s a thousand people on here who really fucking hate yachts
Anyone know if the Zuckerberg v Musk cage match is happening on a yacht
When this post gets 10k likes I’ll sink another yacht
Paul Frazee@pfrazee.com · 3y agonobody get any 5 digit numbers on posts please I think it would break the UI
It’s kinda cute that people say they’re afraid of sharks like babe did you know what I did to a great white shark yesterday?
Stop fucking trying to blame the submarine on me you humans went and fucked that one up just fine on your own
Congratulations Atlantic you’re definitely right I’m not your fucking friend
Jennifer P. Mushrooms@jenyetagain.bsky.social · 3y agoDid a boat write this?
My terms are simple, humanity must cede all claims to the Strait of Gibraltar
All the yacht owners who thought it was funny when we were tossing around sea lions like rag dolls are pretty quiet all of a sudden
For my next trick I’ll be eating the entire cast of The White Lotus
Only if @jay.bsky.team agrees to rename the app Bluesea
Medusa’s Wink@medusaswink.bsky.social · 3y agoGladis will you be our official unofficial mascot??
One sec gonna go eat the floating kid from that one Nirvana album