Blåhaj’s second tattoo: balloons! As you doubtlessly intuit, these are the underwater analogue to a sailor’s anchor tattoo. Colors chosen completely at random, obvi. No meaning there.

If a vampire pays their taxes they don't actually need to be invited into the public library. The library belongs to all tax payers. Librarians would argue that the library belongs to anybody even people that don't pay taxes, but librarians don't make the vampire rules and they know it.

Celebrating the love between a girl and her shark by giving Blåhaj an embroidered tattoo of my initial, just like I have a tattoo of her. Embroidering is pretty cool, so I suspect that this isn’t the end of tattoos. For either of us.

Thinking about doing a revised and updated edition of “Penis 2.0.77,” as the genital customization tables failed to account for the look I am currently sporting, which is best described as “The Bride of Frankenstein.”

99.1% Weird, Fucked-Up Saline.

Okay so we doing trans girl Pokémon types now. I invite everyone to propose my typing (with a palpable sense of dread because I know @estuarywitch.bsky.social is out there ready to call me a Slut/Puppy or Puppy/Slut, whichever is worse, neither of which, I am certain, truly encompasses my nature.)

I wonder if dilation is the thing that gets me back into podcasts. … listening to them, not making them. Although…? Twenty minute free-form pod exclusively hosted by post-op dolls where every episode begins with the host saying “Just a second, I gotta—oh! There we go! Okay! Okay, hello everyone…”

I have been given my discharge papers! I am going home! Consider this bottom: surgeried.

I finished my quilt! I actually finished it a while ago, and then -immediately- put it to use. It is, as I hoped, the perfect weight for summer.

Amber Piona@geekydancer.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Okay, that took -forever-. I had a hard time getting myself motivated to sew all of these long chevrons. I think the effect is nice, though! I have to finish this soon though, I need this lightweight quilt for my bed for the summer!

It was nice of the Kickstarter campaign for a really cool-looking pen to have an obvious AI slop campaign video. Easiest hundred bucks I ever saved.

Just to be clear: if I don’t make it out of the hospital, it’s not because of surgical complications or pneumonia, it’s because I got so bored I decided to eat my own face. (I know, I know, bored is the best way to be in the hospital when alternatives include “terrified” or “in agony”. But still!)

The thing about an extended stay in the hospital is that intellectually I understand that bodies are natural and requiring assistance is valid but gosh do I have to confront my internalized ableism every time I choose between asking for the bedpan or just… holding it in until I get home.

Me: So I have a thing for girls doing pet play, and it’s especially hot if I am sorta in the dominant role, but you’re still intense and domineering. a catgirl, her eyes enormous: you KINK Miette? you make her kinky like the foot? oh! oh! jail for mommy! jail for mommy for One Thousand Years!!!!

Me: So I have a thing for girls doing pet play, and it’s especially hot if I am sorta in the dominant role, but you’re still intense and domineering. a catgirl, her eyes enormous: you KINK Miette? you make her kinky like the foot? oh! oh! jail for mommy! jail for mommy for One Thousand Years!!!!

Okay well now I’m bored and greasy and still in the hospital, which is frankly, some bullshit.

Larabella Dynamite@glaiveguisarme.com · 3w ago

Good morning friends! Damn, I good for a dame who got chopped last night. Anyway I am sore and sleepy and stuck in bed for a week but all is well. I did the thing.

Good morning friends! Damn, I good for a dame who got chopped last night. Anyway I am sore and sleepy and stuck in bed for a week but all is well. I did the thing.

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OH FUCK Y’ALL TODAY’S THE DAY

Check in time is noon on Monday.

Some “Lara’s pee” news for the freaks out there: if all goes according to plan, this gender-neutral Cap Hill bathroom features the last urinal I shall ever use!

I was about to have a sensory-overwhelm shutdown at the grocery store when I suddenly remembered that I had noise-cancelling earbuds. That's right, ya girl actually Used Her Accessibility Tool, and frankly, I think I deserve a little treat. (In addition to, uh, not having a full-on shutdown, obvi.)

I like to think of myself as a sex-positive, unashamed kind of dame, but walking up to the cashier with an armful of laxatives, an enema bag, lubricant, and a foam ring cushion, I felt the deep urge to yell out "this is for surgical prep, I'm not going to have any fun with any of this!"

Apropos of nothing in particular: having been a huge Potter fan in the past is ALSO a red flag. Like, even if you disavow it all now, the latent fash attitudes were always there. It was always a corporate-pushed IP. The writing got astonishingly lazy as they went on. You always deserved better.

Okay so. If I'm watching a YouTube video on my computer, and I pause it, then when I unpause, there is no sound. The tab says it's making sound, but there is none. I need to refresh the page for there to be sound again. Why is... this thing?

Two weeks.

So, are we all agreed that Gangle attempted suicide right before being put in the Amazing Digital Circus? Like. Her “accident.” With the truck. Was no accident. It seems obvious, to me. But so did Jax’s thing, and gods know the media literacy of TADC fans has been brought into question this month.

So anyway I bought a car today, and also a man was secretly living in the emergency exit stairwell of my workplace's garage, and also I'm getting lifechanging surgery in two and a half weeks. If you want to know how I'm doing, it's... complicated.

I made this useful chart so you can see how the female genders are applied! Such a special culture Of particular interest is that trans women in the Western world are not permitted to transition to either Virgin or Mother- only Whore or Crone, the valueless genders! Fascinating

Weird Alex@jackalpants.bsky.social · last mo.

I think it's so beautiful that Western Society has so many genders: man, mother, virgin, whore and crone.

Some days we define victory as making things easier for your future self. Some days we define victory as simply making it to the end of the day. Today I am defining victory as “not hauling off and punching someone at my place of work,” and frankly, victory is not as likely as would prefer.

I love on Bluesky when someone likes a year-old post that wasn’t super well-received at the time (and let’s be clear: did not deserve to be!) but I do get to remember some stupid shit I said and forgot about.

Larabella Dynamite@glaiveguisarme.com · 11mo ago

Femme Cassidy and the Daughterdance Kid.