Remember, kids, if you see someone taking fruit from an abandoned home's neglected yard, no you didn't.

MC Chris, #portland nerds n' pervs https://www.danteslive.com/tm-event/mc-chris-with-mega-ran/ Oregon Cartoon Project reading https://cstpdx.com/event/candids-a-comic-reading/ Shostakovich, Arensky […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Friendly baby #deer at spouse's workplace yesterday.

Add this to your calendars, Made in #Oregon film fam: August 28-29th we celebrate the one, the only, the train go boom-y "The General" https://oregonconfluence.com/2026/07/24/the-100th-anniversary-of-the-general-in-cottage-grove/

Rare screening of Sadie Benning's short films, #portland https://hollywoodtheatre.org/show/the-films-of-sadie-benning/ The Moth: Story Slam https://www.themoth.org/tickets/upcoming-events How to Be a Dissident in an Age of Fear […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Buckman Neighborhood Picnic https://www.buckmanpdx.org/picnic.html Circus! https://everout.com/portland/events/venardos-circus-presents-far-beyond/e248772/ "Tremors" 2:50, "The Furious" https://www.thecinemagictheater.com/ "Nashville" 3 pm, "One Flew Over […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Lot going on this weekend, #portland TAURARO Indigenous, Black nonbinary film fest https://bagnbaggage.org/event/2026-tauraro-film-festival/ "Nacho Libre" with wrestlers! […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Shilo Inn multimillionaire owner refusing to pay the local anti-homeless and pre-school tax is a lil on the nose, reality... #uspol https://www.oregonlive.com/business/2026/07/multimillionaire-mogul-owes-nearly-500k-in-homeless-tax-preschool-for-all-tax-portland-says.html

#portland artists! Hawthorne Mural Project needs your original, < $1,300 ideas for a new community mural. Deadline: August 18, 2026.

Oregon native Cole Escola's award-winning, bats**t revisionist play "Oh, Mary!" is skipping #portland , boo. I say we bike to the Reser in Todd Lincoln attire, let 'em know how we feel. https://www.wweek.com/arts/theater/2026/07/30/the-national-oh-mary-tour-is-skipping-portland/

Oh, and there is more outdoor Shakespeare this weekend, #portland area folks. Lake Oswego "Comedy of Errors" tonight, Sherwood gets "As You Like It" 8/1. https://www.opsfest.org/

48 Hour Film Fest, #portland https://cstpdx.com/event/pdx-48-hour-film-project-2026-block-a/ "The Travel Companion" https://tomorrowtheater.org/movies/the-travel-companion/ #Oregon -made "Horsegirls" https://pdx.livingroomtheaters.com/movie/horsegirls […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Pickathon! https://pickathon.com/ In depth listen/look at Hip Hop producer and visionary J Dilla https://mono-space.org/blogs/events/deconstructing-dilla-presented-by-rev-shines Bi Gan's "Resurrection", #portland film peeps […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Megacorp just bought all the rare Stradivarius violins in existence to train their robots on vibrato technique. Per law, the violins have been shredded and are now being repurposed as toothpicks

Spouse says this Coopers (or red tail) hawk landed on the railing at work and stared in "like he was waiting for customer service" #birds

#portland to do: Abbey Bach Festival https://www.livemusicproject.org/events/178433/abbey-bach-festival-in-mulieribus-alon-goldstein Hawaiian country soul https://everout.com/portland/events/josh-tatofi/e241360/ OMSI After Dark […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Why isn't anyone listening to me about 'The Odyssey'? by Rex Huppke #satire "By casting people who are different than me, the director ruined a beloved epic poem I never actually read."

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Good things still happen. NEW CHEEKFACE! NEW CHEEKFACE! NEW CHEEKFACE!

"Uncle Bonnie Who Can Recall His Past Lives" tonight, #portland https://cstpdx.com/event/uncle-boonme-who-can-recall-his-past-lives/ "The Mack"! https://hollywoodtheatre.org/show/the-mack/ "WHAM: Ten Days in China" ONE NIGHT ONLY […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

"Bad" #movie podcast The Flophouse's insanely fun FlopTV will be BACK this September with.... the Worst of the Best! Baffling Oscar winners like "The Greatest Show on Earth", "Crash", "Green Book" etc. Season pass to stream LIVE $35 or per show $7. https://theflophouse.simpletix.com/

Baking last of the 2025 freezer apple pie fillings, in a gluten free cake. Only a handful of red currants left. Come on, blackberries, this gleaner is getting antsy

Of Montreal, #portland ! https://wonderballroom.com/events/of-montreal-4/ Bright Eyes ride https://www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-24568 $135 Edith Wharton deep dive..?https://everout.com/portland/events/edith-wharton-the-custom-of-the-country/e246728/ […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Mariachi opera in the park, #portland https://www.livemusicproject.org/events/176656/opera-in-the-park-cruzar-la-cara-de-la-luna PoC / Queer Variety Show https://cstpdx.com/event/melange-a-queer-and-p-o-c-variety-show-9/ "Bend It Like Beckham" 4 pm, Billie […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

If you're a Thorns FC / WNBA Fire fan and hate AI, yeah, might want to let your ticket agent know we're not cool with being sponsored with unauthorized spying tools like Ring or creepy LLMs like Treasure AI, #portland . https://107ist.org/RivetersBlog/13656817

#mst3k #Rifftrax Live on Fathom Events dates are go! September 9th and 13th " Sting of Death", aaaah yeah. https://www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst3k-the-rifftrax-experiments-sting-of-death/

Early access to the #Portland episode of " #COFFEE : The Universal Language" Saturday. $10, requires RSVP code thingie. https://partiful.com/e/SvfcqpKpdGe91KTE5gix

Mariachi opera in the park, #portland https://operaintheparkportland.org/ Interactive live storytelling series https://tomorrowtheater.org/movies/7-deadly-sins-church-part-two-lust/ Nic Cage drag show https://cstpdx.com/event/uncaged-a-nic-cage-drag-show/ […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

#microfiction #scifi #satire Elon Musk, 2027: "You'll play piano like Mozart. Dribble like Messi! Make love like... Trump?" *Waits for chuckle* "Well! With this--" *Tugs feebly at black cloth, revealing a mech suit to hushed awe. "YOU can do it all!" *Puts on exoskeleton to applause, tries to […]

World's first mariachi opera, #portland https://www.livemusicproject.org/events/176655/opera-in-the-park-cruzar-la-cara-de-la-luna An evening with Willamette Week https://www.ohs.org/events/how-willamette-week-does-it.cfm "The Easy Kind" w/ director Q&A […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Canadian jazz musician Oliver Theophilus Jones, OC, CQ has passed away. He was 91 years young. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/oliver-jones-jazz-legend-1.7596426 - - - Le musicien de jazz canadien Oliver Theophilus Jones, OC, CQ est décédé. Il était jeune de 91 ans […]

Jazzy Slovenian "Dancing in the Rain" , #portland https://cstpdx.com/event/a-dance-in-the-rain-1961-church-of-film/ Funky hiphop Black Milk https://www.jacklondonrevue.com/tm-event/black-milk/ Verdi's Requiem […] [Original post on mastodon.social]