Might be time for me to shut this little account down, it’s been fun but unironically I feel too old for this shit
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin
@glassduster.bsky.social
Currently not Aubrey Plaza and no longer an affiliate of the Gaddafi corporation.
I was bitten by a gnome and the wound has become gangrenous
Thank you Facebook for showing me this unprompted
I just blew out my collectible Spiderman diaper
Fun fact: the love potions from Harry Potter were put in at the request of JK Rowling’s long time friend and confidant Bill Cosby
I’m kind of like if a destitute starving artist was bad at art and nothing to say
Everyone is deserving of dignity and respect, except for you
🎶 Come on down to Diarrhea City, where our poops are green and the girls are stinky 🎶
I’m getting word that Jake from State Farm has allegedly killed himself and eight others in what is being called the worst insurance-related mass shooting of this young century
I have blood in my stool but in like a cool retro way
Don’t look at me right now please I’m very self conscious about my tumescent weewee
I caught the punisher jerking off to rule 34 furry porn and he shot me with a gun
Just had a parking lot fist fight with a granny and I lost
I just had a warm poop fresh out of the turlet for breakfast
Like this post to hasten my inevitable suicide by cop by D6 hours
The coen brothers asked me not to make this post and yet here we are
‘Uncut gems’ is an old Jewish idiom referring to the testicles of an uncircumcised man
I just took a fat rip from my Paul giamatti flavored vape
I've been bad, really bad. Perhaps the new leader of Dementia can sentence me to death for my crimes! Where do I sign up for that?
Making a plea deal with the state where I’ll plead guilty to whatever as long as a bbw with bangs throws the switch