german media environment so bad you're talking about proposing marriage to the single talk show guest who doesn't talk about the deaths of palestinians in gaza as a mild inconvenience
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you remind me of the dios I once loved. but you can never be my prince. because you're a girl.
i'm sorry i know this is like. bad for freedom of speech and democracy reasons. but it is also insanely funny. look at it
Wild Geerters@steinkobbe.bsky.social · last yr.It's being reported in local Norwegian news that this guy got his USA vacation ruined after border agents at the airport interrogated him and searched through his phone and sent him back home after finding that picture. Deeply unserious country
you check sz today and quite literally the top story - the first thing you see when you go on their front page - is a commentary that iran has miscalculated by not engaging in talks about nuclear weapons and are now experiencing the biggest humiliation of their history
BAT BAT BAT@gloombat.bsky.social · last yr.looking forward to get my fill of breathless apologism for israel and the us in german political talk shows in the coming week. wonder what they'll come up with this time
looking forward to get my fill of breathless apologism for israel and the us in german political talk shows in the coming week. wonder what they'll come up with this time
Its very funny he wrote this after trump had already been president. Its like you calling the scammer and giving them your info for no particular reason
John Rentoul@rentouljohn.bsky.social · 2y ago2/2 from @ianleslie.bsky.social
israel's government is obviously evil but apart from anything else they're also fucking annoying. my god
if you watched the men's roland garros final and not the women's you're my personal enemy btw lol. and if you saw this tweet get sent wrong then no you didn't
i don't want to bang on about it but this remains the funniest detail of the whole thing to me. what a profoundly merz thing to happen to merz
people were big up on s2 before the finale but low key the best fifteenth doctor beats really were mostly ruby... her playing her little tune for heartbroken lesbians to piss off a god did properly slap
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you just know this is an evening where you are not allowed to log off
Luis Paez-Pumar@lpp.bsky.social · last yr.Ok now we’re cooking with gas
sorry you're telling me the trump/musk break up happened with MERZ there ???
low key this era has been a disaster but the ruby expanded universe stays strong... i have many thoughts
BAT BAT BAT@gloombat.bsky.social · last yr.ALSO why did ruby not get to punch conrad???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
btw ruby eldritch abomination stocks remain high, now that presumably that character is being discarded i WILL eventually get around to satisfying my id and playing around with that character. i will save her from the bomb crater
i have genuinely never been so mad at a race in my life as i am about what went down in motogp today. it's been like six hours and my head is still hot
ahead of the series finale next weekend, here were my initial watch notes for all the doctor who episodes this series 2.1 The Robot Revolution
stopped watching eurovision last year for the obvious reason, but they let israel get SECOND this year? what a disgrace lol
something pretty funny about making a guy chancellor while also reminding him every step on the winding path towards this moment the extent of the sheer contempt his colleagues feel for him. you were your party's last choice you were the voters' last choice you are even your coalition's last choice
merz the type of guy who has to go through public humiliation the day he becomes chancellor
as a lesbian neutral party somebody needs to tell marc to NEVER cut his hair and also chuck away any anti ageing creme, he's literally never looked this good
need him to lock tf in icl, he's embarrassing me for the mild amounts of hopium i publicly sniffed before the season
Simon Patterson@denkmit.bsky.social · last yr.No idea how he crashed on the sighting lap. Says he was ‘basically stopped’ at the time. First crash of 2025..
motogp edging me with the concept of an exciting season i see
the chappell roan stuff is so predictable in that semi-accessible celebrities from our own 'community' always get exposed to this idolisation/demonisation cycle that attracts this sort of blood frenzy when people get a chance to tear her down. and neither end of that cycle is a good idea
over six hundred likes accusing a seventeen year old of lacking 'humanity'..... oh we might actually be back. we are reaching critical levels of being back
trump presidencies kinda peak for filling your feed with completely incomprehensible jokes if you haven't checked social media/the news for a few hours
generational sports hate watch happened today, it's been hours and I'm still buzzing. the ultimate emotion in sports is schadenfreude