the entire time your whole body is expecting jenna or tracy from 30 rock to show up in the background

Peter Labuza@labuzamovies.com · 2w ago

Do people just not write dialogue anymore? This entire scene feels like did a first draft with a bunch of "[insert joke line here]".

there’ll be no keminaissance then. i’ll tell the children.

this is fanfic lads. this is alpha/beta/omega leaky butts.

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 6h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

me: you should watch star trek 18-year-old boy in my work: i already don't like star wars me: oh they are nothing alike. star wars is exciting. him (laughing): and star trek is boring? me: yeah star trek is about a bunch of old people in a room talking him: why would i like that? me: its good!

Been sent a tremendously kind and exceptionally on-brand wedding present from the wonderful @ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social!

They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

i dont think "communication" is a solve all for the issues the labour govt has, but i do think it does make a difference in providing at least *the appearance* of a plan

UK Prime Minister Updates@downingstreet.bsky.social · yesterday

🗣️ PM @andy-burnham.bsky.social: "Britain’s prisons crisis has its roots in a failure to add sufficient new places between 2010 and 2024. Just 500 places were added and 23 prisons were closed. As a result, the system is now dangerously close to capacity and we are running the risk of...

shark shoots them

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

boots theory slay the house down

gundam wing is such a funny anime because (and i know this isnt uncommon in gundam) half of it is relena young adult light novel and the other half is like if youre at war your enemy isnt a black and white villain but real people with real lives and loved ones

daeron and gwynne could overpower ormund by shitting themselves in his presence thus leaving him defenceless to an attack. they choose not to do it and their honour will kill countless people in tumbleton

i think dont speak ill of the death makes sense when you are like, a politician or someone else who is in the public eye for some reason. what will change if i, a hospitality worker, say that i am glad that some cunt who was a domestic abuser died. ive got no power or influence.

Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.

👋 Imperial governance expert here. As an emperor, a "no clothes situation" is pretty much the *last* thing you want to happen 😬

me when i am innocent

Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Questions about [my] money could go on for years," says Nigel Farage, when asked about the secret deal he struck with the convicted fraudster George Cottrell before agreeing to return as leader of Reform UK.

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

what does ethnic minority means in this because id think that would vary a lot re: their opinions about different groups?

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 3d ago

White people and ethnic minorities disagree over how police treat ethnic groups Treatment of White people White say: more strict 28% / more lenient 21% Ethnic minority say: strict 11% / lenient 45% Treatment of Muslims White say: strict 17% / lenient 37% EM say: strict 39% / lenient 23%

ive long given up on a pro-immigration labour party but it is astounding how much they keep insisting in like, the worst possible way to go about their anti-immigration stuff. boot shabana mahmood, present the data, keep it low key. stop trying to lead with your glass jaw

Liam Thorp@liamthorp.bsky.social · 3d ago

Andy Burnham correctly points out in an interview that small boat crossings are massively down this year compared with last. The comments in the post are filled with people suggesting he is lying about this very clear, data-evidenced fact. It’s almost as though they don’t want it to he true…

Jim Hackerr: I know exactly who watches 80-90s Star Trek Series. TNG is watched by people who think they run the country. DS9 is watched by people who think they ought to run the country. VOY is watched by people who actually do run the country (completely lost and without internal consistency)

i think its really funny how george rr martin is so incredibly heterosexual that when hes really really earnestly trying to write what a teen girl would be sexually attracted to in a man the only thing he can come up with is "boobs...man...boobs"

Ahhh but, it's about the limits of deliverism (have delivered nothing)

again, genuinely, i spent months hearing how labour was in the dumps and britain is ungovernable and farage was inevitable and everything was doomed when it was obvious that the issue is that the public just knew starmer was shit because starmer is shit

Josh Halliday@joshhalliday.bsky.social · 5d ago

Looks like Labour has stormed the Greater Manchester byelection. Votes still being counted but we're told they've won in places where Reform UK and the Greens dominated in May – including all wards in Green MP Hannah Spencer's constituency. "It's a massive turnaround," says Labour source.

the block in case was having his premiership terminated

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 5d ago

OK. I'll throw away that law degree then.

i think we can be blase about the fact most people didnt show up for a fairly random election that didnt feel particularly high stakes tbh. i think british democracy will survive this one

the concept of an australian doing a british accent to mask being from boston

New 'X-Men' Pic At Marvel Taps Samara Weaving To Play Emma Frost

Samara Weaving is set to play Emma Frost in Marvel Studios 'X-Men' movie.

deadline.com

he was right

Post-Left Watch@postleftwatch.bsky.social · 5d ago

what

very funny how labour bellyached and cried and wept about its structural problems and look, i dont think burnham can solve everything but literally doing the bare minimum fixed 75-90%. joker discourse

Andy B doing some very basic things correctly is a really bitter pill to swallow because it reminds you we've just collectively been wasting the office of the prime minister for two years (it might as well have been two decades)

our bronze age is collapsing....(pauses) wait....it's right behind me, isn't it? the big bronze?