Google's search AI has started parenthetically throwing shade at Google's speech-to-text in its responses I mean, both seem to get worse and worse over time. Kind of hoping they duke it out and blow each other up.

Sometimes I eat Lucky Charms with oat milk. Just oats and weird-textured marshmallows

A cool thing about being a musician is sometimes you CAN fix a problem by reversing the polarity

Jason Momoa and Rachel Luttrell goofy reaction shot:l to Richard Kind being super cringe as is his wont. Stargate Atlantis S3 E13

I'm convinced Joe Davis was one of those kids who cut a TV screen-shaped hole in a cardboard box and put it on his head and called games from his sofa #ASG

Little Sadie (Turns the Tables) ... clip from my flipt script version of an old classic

I know from personal experience that geese are the devil's spawn but this makes me smile

The Fiber Farm (Jen)@jjco.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This never went viral but should have. Humans let me down sometimes

Wildwood Werewolf (for Resonator, Melodica, and Analog Synthesizer) is released! Because traditional folk music doesn't have enough synth. Streaming everywhere; see Linktr.ee/gmacguffin. Hope y'all enjoy it. More to come. Yesterday's Music Today! #resonatorguitar #melodica #synth

I think folks walk counterclockwise because the Earth spins counterclockwise the moon goes around the Earth counterclockwise, the Earth revolves around the Sun counterclockwise... but that's just me

I'm concerned people think I'm joking about this.

Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I like the part of the Odyssey at the Phaeacian court where Homer has Odysseus turn to the camera and say: "Now, we've all been having a lot of fun here today, but let's remember who the REAL heroes are---the hardworking bards and harpers in your own neighborhood. Remember to leave a tip, kids."

RandomTime: I've never seen Pretty Woman.

I'm glad y'all are done with 'liminal' and 'bespoke' but I'm getting tired of 'epistemology' now and really want to see more use of 'tautological' please.

So NASA has this tool where you can see your name in satellite landsat images science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

Well that was fucking awesome #nasa splashdown

Eephus!

Fool's Gold • My new single dropped yesterday - appropriately I think. Check it out if inclined Links in Bio y'all

The Batmobile is now all electric EV y'all!... Detective Comics #1107 (ft Ollie's anti-AI / data-center rant) #Batman

The thing about the Highlander movie is that while it is bad, it's never not interesting, and it's never not funny

♻️ + 🤠

Kersh

My old boss' family was from Lon Giland, New York and I've never been able to find that on a map

I'm just the side of a polymath and the thing a lot of folks don't think about is that means we're not particularly good at any single thing. Not enough time. And I'm actually terrible at math to the word itself is a misnomer

My horoscope in @theonion.com is always spot on.

When I was maybe 10 I heard the radio broadcast of the Hindenburg disaster (Oh, the humanity!) and was very confused that he referred to it as a terrific crash. So I looked terrific up and sure enough: causing terror. So when I say something is terrific, that may not be a good thing.

So the conceit is that Godzilla, King of the Monsters, maintains the natural balance, with the natural balance being that Godzilla be King of the Monsters. It's a tautology but it's still best best practice to just let him be the king

Lay's introduced new packaging for their potato chips because market research revealed that most consumers didn't know that Lay's potato chips were made of potatoes.

Sandpiper Combo (IG @sandpiper.ensemble) at Blind Lady Ale House. I play a lot more melodica than guitar in this small acoustic lineup and it's super fun gotta say.

I have a single coming out soonish. It's all good to go I just need to upload it. Mudslide. it's a metaphor, literally

lmao

I'm presuming it's okay to put organic almond coconut creamer on Lucky Charms.