Woke 1 was actually Woke 4, and we've already had Woke 5 and 6. So now we're going back to see what goes down in Woke 1, 2, and 3. It's not going to be what you want, but the memes are going to be great.
G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire
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Rocket Scientist, Jokey Boi, Author of DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, Worst #SPSFC 1 Finalist Opinions are like assholes https://linktr.ee/gmnair
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Patton Oswalt's character from Parks and Rec must be rolling over in his grave. He died in that one right?
‘Star Wars’ and Marvel set first-ever crossover with Kevin Smith-penned comic event
‘Star Wars’ and Marvel collide in first-ever crossover. See an exclusive look at the Kevin Smith-written comic book event, ‘Hope Assembles.’ (exclusive)
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I finally got around to watching Masters of the Universe, and I'm surprised at how much I'm enjoying Jared Leto's Skeletor. But I realized it's only because he's just playing Killface from Frisky Dingo, instead.
Frisky Dingo: Killface - Please Don't Kill Us
Alt: Frisky Dingo: Killface - Please Don't Kill Us
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It's times like this* I don't regret pre-ordering @beetlemoses.bsky.social book. *and all other times as well
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Okay, hear me out. The plot of Rat Race + the style of Speed Racer = A Wacky Races movie *picks up phone* Hello? Hollywood? Have I got an idea for you! ... Yes, I'll hold.
The best part about Spider-Man 4 making a brazillian dollars is that now there's no way they don't try to make a dozen more of these kinds of Spidey movies. Hook it up to my veins.
It took us 25 years, but we finally got to Spider-Man 4.
TIRED: Dr. T and the Women WIRED: Mr. T and the Women INSPIRED: Dr. Teeth and the Women
Hitler's planned, but never finished sequel: Mein Kraft.
I'm in! I'm currently reading (and loving) "Time Warp", book two of The Audacity series by @carmenloup.com. And I can't do a book plug without mentioning the books of @geoffjones.bsky.social and @gmnair.bsky.social. www.amazon.com/dp/B087H3N8QK www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKG8QWY8 #BeholdBooks
Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire
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Zed Prospero@zprospero.bsky.social · 3w agoI'm going to do a mega-thread of my friend's books here! Check their stuff out below and feel free to use #BeholdBooks to promote your own friend's stuff too! I will try to get to everyone I can, but I have a toddler so I may be a bit slow. 😅 🧵 #BeholdBooks #WriteSky #BookSky #WritingCommunity
Storm's a solid choice to lead the X-Men. I'm tired of having Charles in Charge.
Marvel is replacing the Avengers with the X-Men this December after Armageddon, with Storm as leader
A nearly-forgotten X-Men team name from Chris Claremont's X-Men run is revived as the team becomes Marvel's #1 superteam.
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I'm sick and tired of constantly being "banished to the shadow realm".
I'm certain the subtitle change for the Spaceballs sequel is a studio decision, because I can't believe any comedian (least of all Mel Brooks) wouldn't want to miss the payoff to a 40-year-old bit.
Someone was giving away these alphabet mats for free, so I snagged them for my kid. But they're missing pieces, so we have to clean the P hole and the B hole a lot. Yeah, we could use the piece from the R to seal up the P, but then we'd just have to clean the R's hole.
I got this "letter of interest" from some AI Slop artist pretending to be Isabel Wall, the real publisher of literary fiction at Penguin Random House's Viking Press in the UK. How did I know this was fake? Well, my book is titled 'DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE'.
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already almost noon, I don't think you'd even get the sets built until at least 9pm.
Bad idea #624: Miller Low-Life - the beer for scoundrels and wastrels
You've cherry-popped your last daddy.
Stephen Kotowych 🇨🇦@ourmankoto.bsky.social · 2mo agoYou've dropkicked your last Murphy
Wait, 'Inception' was a real movie? I thought I dreamt that!
This is great news, but the worst people you know are going to use it as the reason why we can start powering everything with coal again.
🌈Wally ~ Meditating in her Cave🌈@wallyaurora.bsky.social · 2mo agooh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING
There's nothing bad you can say about Tim Curry
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 4mo agoTim Curry is 80 today, say something nice about Tim Curry
I had plans to go to a movie on Tuesday, but was afraid I'd miss a potential game 6. But now I don't need to worry. Thanks Knicks. Thnicks.
Knicks in Six, baby! Knicks in Seven! Knicks in Eight! Just keep playing!
According to the laws of the city of New York, he's now Mayor for Life.
Foz Meadows@fozmeadows.bsky.social · 2mo agothe knicks win, thus proving zohran mamdani has the mandate of heaven
I'm just glad Tracy Morgan was there to witness this