grinch armada blots out the sun

need to eat a whole chicken later

slop bowl lunch or nah?

i wonder who liked my posts

my hands look like this so her side mirrors can look like this

In Home Box Office circles, Chase, Simon, and Larry are widely regarded as the Davids Three.

i lost 20 pounds by smiling

ME: Can I use the bathroom? FRIEND: End of the hall. Sorry about the mess. And all the shower mildew. And the pissman. Just kick him if he gets between you and the toilet. DON'T piss on him. MR: He's not leaving. FRIEND: Kick him way harder than you think. PISSMAN: Kick so hard you piss a little...

im thinking about my supper 😛

Big McStake

We used to have The Orange Box (2007). Now we have orange man!

May every day be another wonderful secret, Mr. President sir!

There’s a grinch in the matrix

QUID, PETROL, OR MINGE—NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!

jealousy boomer

Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 6d ago

Thank you Mr. Orangutan

Not Odysseus and Penelope yapping about their nerdy interests and bouncing on it 😭

☝️😀Jelly beans are yummy 🫵😀Eat them

Going "HANH??" like a goose when I cant hear someone

Odyssey 🔜

i can’t eat dog food, it gives me the zoomies

Crazed Man Orders Unusual Breakfast Sandwich

His words were wet with meaning

Doing this prayer at the gym

Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot@egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 6d ago

I know my heart, I have gained power over my heart, I have gained power over my two hands and arms, I have gained power over my feet, I have gained the power to do what pleaseth my Ka. (BDB)

laura loomer stand-up special

My Cousin 'Skeeter #indiedev #indiegame #pixelart #gamedev

(joe rogan 2014) Dr. Tim Goofly: Actually Joe, we've found a species of mushroom that can communicate with other fungi several miles away. It's a sort of neural network. (joe rogan 2026) Buck Bennet, CEO .50 Cal Coffee LLC: I wouldn't let a guatemalan onto my property.

I miss Lindsey Graham!