Ur spooky mom
@goldengowl.bsky.social
32. Artist. Plant enthusiast. Bitch, lover, child, mother etc Formerly Lizardqueer . They/she non-binary. 🇮🇪🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
For non-Irish folk to get an idea of how bleak this number is we have a population of roughly 5.3 million people This is nearly ONE FIFTH of the fucking population!
Fergal Bowers@fergalbowers.bsky.social · yesterdayRTÉ News: Hospital waiting lists surpass 1m patients for first time
Sometimes when I see porn of a particular type I know before I look who reposted it like ah my beloved mutual fat pregnant man feet lover is having fun tonight
Sometimes you still flirt with a situationship from a decade ago cause they took the bollicking I gave them like a champ and we remained friends after I’d cooled off
Page 200 (I haven’t read it in like 2 days) we have vampire child but also COME ON ALREADY
Judge Judy: Time Is Up!
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Ur spooky mom@goldengowl.bsky.social · 5d agoSteven king books piss me off he’s pure gagging to use slurs and it’s not that compelling I should not be over 100 pages into a book about vampires and haven’t heard a fucking thing about the vampires also I’m so sorry Kathy bates misery was ASS. I keep giving him a chance too like an idiot.
Sitting at my desk reading and filing my nails I feel very this diva coded
And now he’s pregnant we’ve run the full bingo of kinks everyone go home
Ur spooky mom@goldengowl.bsky.social · 4d agoHi furries can someone explain why there’s been a rat king on my feed in various sexual positions all day
Can I hear a little commotion for the dress? Hmm? A little bit. Now let's hear it for the back of the dress!
Texts my friends send me the morning after I go to some dudes house
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d agoHow is it, then, with the whale?
I’ll be ok as soon as I put some dudes massive tits in my mouth x
Whenever I see some furry art and they have tattoos I imagine a dog groomer stressed the fuck out covering an anthropomorphic wolf in these
Thank god I’m not small I’d be up to the worst chubby chaser activities otherwise
My life is incredibly difficult as someone who hates mayonnaise
But also saying I’m security is so funny cause im just behind a desk doing little doodles or reading books. A fire alarm fault tripped the site wide evacuation alarm earlier and I was so annoyed I had to deal with that 😭 I even procrastinated making a call about it.
Frustrated Monkey Typing on Laptop
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Ur spooky mom@goldengowl.bsky.social · 2d agoSlowly pushing what I can wear in a professional setting because I will find the outer limits of a uniform or die trying but to be fair I wouldn’t believe I was the security staff either lmao
“We’re all struggling rn try and be positive” fuck no I’ve been bitching and moaning since I learned to talk there has never been a better time to bitch and moan and frankly how dare you insult my culture like that
Lesbians telling their friends g'night over Discord:
I’m being tested more than Jesus in that desert today idk why I thought double teaming my own asshole with two things im bad at would force growth
Ur spooky mom@goldengowl.bsky.social · 3d agoHolding a gun to my own head and chanting something along the lines of “I know we were better in our teens than we are now but you took 7 years off of art and you won’t improve if you don’t just fucking DO IT YOU USELESS CUNT”
Fuck turkey teeth I want em to look like crabeater seal teeth
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
I gotta get out of my home town the little brother of a girl I hung out with in my teens just viewed me on Grindr I’m going to walk into traffic thanks like the fuck dyou mean you aren’t still 11
