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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author
@autumnwolff.bsky.social
Just a silly wolf in a trench coat and sunglasses writing girlkisser stories on the internet. Constantly mocked (read: loved) by my wife, @cloverpatchmouse.bsky.social. She/Her 🏳️⚧️ My books: https://autumnwolff.carrd.co/
You know… when your story is only 195 pages long, and you STILL find space to work in a third-act breakup, it just pisses me off all the more.
Scientist: "And this is my newest invention. I call it the fox-femme ray." Investor, confused: "Don't you mean force-femme ray?" Scientist: *pulls the trigger* Investor: 🦊♀️ Scientist: "Well, yes, but force-fox-femme ray just sounds stupid."
Revenant Watch hit 290 subs on webtoon today 🙌 Which means across all the platforms I post it on, I've got 300 total subs!!! 😭 I'm so happy ppl like it so far 💗
ko-fi.com/vyriadurav/g... It's my BIRTHDAY TODAY AND THAT MEANS IT IS PRINCESS DAY AND IT WOULD REALLY BE GREAT ON PRINCESS DAY IF FOLKS WOULD LIKE TO GIVE ME SOME TREASURE FOR ME TO HOARD*! THANK YOU, DRAGON PRINCESS APPRECIATES YOUR SUPPORT *Live off of and handle some upcoming bills
*record scratch noise* Vampiress: *feeding on the story's narrator* Narrator: "You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation. Well. . . it all started—" Vampiress, fangs still in neck: "Darling, we've talked about this. No narrating when I'm feeding." Narrator: "Sorry, honey."
Damn. That's why LAIKA has been quiet since Missing Link.
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 16h agoLAIKA’s ‘Wildwood’ will reportedly make stop-motion history as the longest film ever made in the medium, with a runtime of 2 hours and 20 minutes.
Game options Nintendo: games are great, but if you draw Pikachu we might send you to jail Microsoft: we will buy your favorite studios and close them Sony: your favorite games will become bad live service Other AAA: everyone is fired all the time Indies: please just look at us. Notice us senpai
Be a girl for seven days, and your entire summer road trip is paid for. Easy, right? Except. . . what happens when the situation opens up a can of gender feels, and someone gets a crush on the "new girl"? Find out in the ultimate sapphic trans romcom, Girl for a Week.
Big Walk with New Friends! I got to play last night with some new ppl and had a lot of fun! (I'm the one with the laser pointer~) (I'll tag in the comments, I ran out of letters woop) #bigwalk #bigwalkgame #art #doodles
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Zeus: "Odysseus must stay imprisoned." Athena, disguising Odysseus as a girl: "Father, you've made a mistake. This isn't Odysseus. It's his sister, Odyssea." Zeus: "Oh, my bad. You can leave, Odyssea." Athena: "Okay, head on home, Odysseus." Odyssea: "Actually. . . can I just stay Odyssea?"
Boss: "I thought you couldn't come into work today because you were in mourning?" Employee: "Yeah, I was. You called me at 7 a.m. Way too early. I don't work when I'm in morning. I just work the afternoons."
I went to pay for something with Apple Pay while I was singing Epic: The Musical, and it didn't recognize my face. 😅
"Trans rights sound good in theory, but—" - NYT columnist, probably
Added two more international shipping destinations for signed books. We're now up to: 🇪🇪 🇯🇵 🇩🇪 🇮🇹 🇲🇽 🇫🇷 🇧🇷 🇨🇦 🇳🇿 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Find my store here: ko-fi.com/autumnwolff/...
This is some goddamn amazing art. LAIKA never misses. And this looks like their best film since Kubo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtr5...
Wildwood – Official Trailer
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The Postman Becomes A Bunny Goddess In Another World Vol 2 — Ch 14 is now available for Patreon subscribers. www.patreon.com/autumnwolff/...
If anyone is looking for #characterart, #illustrations, profile chibis, or #bookcovers, I’d love to help you out, and also hit my goal of $400 for the month so I can pay my insurance. I’m not even halfway to my goal this month. 😓 ko-fi.com/bornangelaut...
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Now would be a great time to bring Syndrome back for The Incredibles 3, but make him an AI tech bro.
"So tell me more about this tattoo you had me get." "It's a summoning circle, so I can call you to my side any time I want." "What?! You said they were Celtic runes!" "They ARE. And those runes roughly translate to 'You're my bitch now.'"
Okay, I've added new international shipping options for signed books in my shop. Book shipping prices are as follows: 🇫🇷 - $15 🇩🇪 - $17 🇧🇷 - $18 🇲🇽 - $18 🇮🇹 - $18 As always, I still ship to: 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇳🇿 🇦🇺 🇺🇸 Signed book shop: ko-fi.com/autumnwolff/...
*circles mattress 37 times and collapses*
Okay, I've added new international shipping options for signed books in my shop. Book shipping prices are as follows: 🇫🇷 - $15 🇩🇪 - $17 🇧🇷 - $18 🇲🇽 - $18 🇮🇹 - $18 As always, I still ship to: 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇳🇿 🇦🇺 🇺🇸 Signed book shop: ko-fi.com/autumnwolff/...
Okay okay 😅 Imagine taking the scale and mood of Dune. Mix that into a very trans/lesbian cast of characters, a heavy dose of "no gods, no masters", a critique of religion. Throw in a pinch of 🤔, a bit of the ol' 🥵🌶️, and a good pace with lots of hooks. Mara, out now! prismata.press/links/
Bree (half of Kit Rocha)@mostlybree.kitrocha.com · yesterdaypost more about your books or I'll kick you in the ankles
Total writing word count for today is 1,800 words, which I'd normally consider subpar for myself. But for a girl who endured a full-body, shaking panic attack in the middle of the night, I think it's okay.
Petra Parker is the new Bowsette, and I’m here for it.