⛧ Rev.Underskor ⛧
@goodgryphrev.bsky.social
Pronouns: Any Career: Ex-ATVIQA, Retired Pest C. Tech. Gender: Esoteric. Political: MN Antifa Clergy. Age: 31 trips around the sun. Spirituality: True Will: Radical human advc. 🚫 Blocks all AI users. 🚫 Minors DNI. BLM. ACAB.
what your friend group should look like in your thirties
QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky! Y'all really like ptarmigans, huh? 🪶🎨
Checked only back a year or two, but this seems to be my most popular piece here which is so bittersweet. People loved Seti, and he is still very missed
Heh, my 20s? I was smoking Kratom out of flat Stanley's foreskin. (Not really, just delta shit... Never Kratom.)
Big beautiful girls assaulting my mouth with their fingers. Its begining to taste like home.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
*Teaching a class on Five Finger Fillet* "Listen, removed all attachment to all your fingers, but as a warm up; what you're going to need to do is chop one off in a quick motion. Like a carrot, be mindful of the pain. Its a part of the experience."
Happy PMD day, scrubs. #pmdday #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon
I advocate for sex, but not reproduction. I do not advise having children. Children are gross.
A person was going off about how they are about to enlist, I said to them, "Why die on the hills of Zion, doesn't the Holy Land have enough blood spilled?"
Did you know ants can TALK? Well...sort of! Some species use sound to communicate! And that reveals some interesting truths about ant diversity. Has an ant ever tried to talk to you before?
The best part of the year so far? A&W Rootbeer Float. I have been waiting for this drink to launch, and im glad it did. Its a 10/10, and im a Sioux City Sarsaparilla brat.
My sister's ex went to talk to me, he's the father of my niece. He's also a Christian Scientist, and an anti-vaxhole. I walked around him. He knows I hate him.
Iran, Russia, and DPRK are buds. Friends till the end? Mostly for arms trade! Oh, did you know Iran has nuclear pursuits and a new vendetta? Did you know North Korea really wants to send a fissle kiss to the US? Russia hasn't tolerated us since WW2. China passively thinks the US is clownshow.
Gordon Ramsay breaks a ton of dishes. I'm happy he has a good time.
I remember, my friend and coworker at my wine serving job was venting about her (now present after 25 years) father scolding her. I said in response, "Good, about time someone knocked you down a peg!" She was stunned and said, "I did not expect you to pick his side..." "Always unpredictable."
My niece asked me "Who is Forrest Gump?" I said without skipping a beat, "The President."