beepatrix2
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normal 30 or 40 year old woman she/any
560 PRINT: PRINT "YOU STARVED";D;"PEOPLE IN ONE YEAR!!!" 565 PRINT "DUE TO THIS EXTREME MISMANAGEMENT YOU HAVE NOT ONLY" 566 PRINT "BEEN IMPEACHED AND THROWN OUT OF OFFICE BUT YOU HAVE" 567 PRINT "ALSO BEEN DECLARED NATIONAL FINK!!!!": GOTO 990
had a cheeky little "3 canisters of vy'keen battle gas" lunch
magic has power crept so much since i stopped playing that even the 'common rarity overcosted large blue creature' archetype is an amazingly good card by my standards
LevDev Quandrix Gradulate@levdev.bsky.social · 3h ago.... ????
sharing your heart with more than one partner is less of a pie chart and more of a venn diagram
Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
"i need a day off so i can clean my apartment" that's not even a real day off! my fantasy of restfulness is just more labor!
You know it’s never serious if they’re talking about humanoid robots. Like designing a farm tractor to replicate an ox.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 5h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
you know what feels really good though, when someone truly Sees you and accurately intuits what your fucking deal is without you having to explain it up and down and inside-out and sideways first
one minor downside of not being in the military anymore is that i no longer have a gender-neutral title, 'petty officer' or 'et1' hits a lot harder than e.g. 'ms.'
i would have to change myself again for that lifestyle -> you really think you'll even get the opportunity to?
MAHA has been the single biggest success in moving women to the right in decades because it actually addresses some of their concerns, but then offers insane, evil solutions.
[observing beautiful woodland creatures frolicking gaily outside my cottage window] well it's sweet. but it's hardly art
the age of durable goods is over the age of temuslop has begun
𓃦@wolfsbs.bsky.social · 18h agoSomeone linked me to Temu and said “these are just as good as Wesons if you replace them now and then.” Like, uh, cool man lmao