Goody Spellane

@goodmanspellane.bsky.social

30-something | Reader, writer, and educator | Handheld gaming and electronic music | I like fantasy stuff

❌❌❌NO BLUE BALLS 🏀🥎⚽️ TONIGHT 🥶 WE’RE POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🥂 AND UNLEASHING 💦💦 A BLUEKAKKE 🌊😈🔵 BECAUSE THE GREAT 💪💪 NATION OF TEXAS 🦅🦅🦅 HAS FLIPPED IT 🙃 REVERSED IT 😵‍💫 AND IS RIDING 🐎 COWGIRL 🤠🐄 IN THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT 🧑‍⚖️ 🇺🇸 THIS BLUE WAVE 💙 🌊 HAS GOT US SOAKING 😏 WET 😜 💦 💦 💦

Now that I’ve been reading Pern for a bit I have to wonder what the hell was wrong with everyone who left me a reply warning me about the problematic aspects of these books. You’d think they were talking about the Gorean books or something, damn.