every time I drink I’m like “I could be playing overwatch right now”
JJ Crustly the Sixth Guy Burgers and Fries
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BREAKING: Hasbro has done fucked up and announced a remake of 'MYSTIC KNIGHTS OF TIR NA NOG' by accident. "What the fuck is this", said Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks
my mom said she wants to learn to play video games so I’m gonna give her my old Switch but what game do you get for someone who doesn’t know what an A button is? like she didn’t even play Mario in the 80s
Lukas sometimes won’t eat his morning wet food unless I put some dry food next to his. it’s like he’s at the drive through window going, “um, actually I ordered a combo meal?”
Oh baby is my time to shine Jackpot.
I’m seeing people blame Marvel Rivals players. I don’t know what evidence you have for that at all but I’m choosing to blame them as well anyway
JJ Crustly the Sixth Guy Burgers and Fries@goospit.bsky.social · last wk.I’m really starting to become convinced that they make qp matchmaking even wider and more frustrating than normal during drives. I am level 100+ in multiple characters and I’m getting matched with people in single digits. Why. This is not fun for anyone involved.
if I win this game I get my next drive rank but my brigitte has a fucking israel icon
a hot take of mine is that I don’t really believe in the idea that you can be so self-aware that it makes your life worse. I think if you feel that way it’s more accurate that you’re just overly self-critical.
I’m really starting to become convinced that they make qp matchmaking even wider and more frustrating than normal during drives. I am level 100+ in multiple characters and I’m getting matched with people in single digits. Why. This is not fun for anyone involved.
my employment status is even more shaky!!! if you would like to help me, here are some examples of things YOU can get for EIGHTY (80) US dollars!!!! message me on here or on discord @blueribbs and we can work something out! picture references only please!
Blue Ribbs is taking ART COMMISSIONS@blueribbs.bsky.social · 4w agomy employment status is shaky so i am opening some emergency commissions. would YOU pay 80 US dollars for quick and messy artwork suck as this? then please message me directly on bluesky or on discord at blueribbs and we can discuss terms
Way To Become a Pro Lesbian: This is the Royal Road of Lesbians! Tiger's Hole Edition!
After one week and 30 hours I have reached credits in Dressmaker. I did in fact cry
when I close my eyes I see dress patterns
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"Gee... guess we're in the thick of the 'Spooky Month' now huh... I really don't care for scares, maybe looking at the textures of my favourite Mario Party will ease my ner-"
my boyfriend lost his wallet and right after he accepted it had probably been stolen & ordered replacements for his cards, his dad found it in the front yard. I asked how much cash he had in it and he pulled out a single dollar bill
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
6bg@6bghateaccount.bsky.social · 3mo ago
ah yes. my three pets. Lukas, Creek, and Caleb Love&deepspace
