Gordito Versito
@gorditoversito.bsky.social
brown boy looking for deep connections NSFW and brain barf
I haven’t been to a single gay pool party all summer 😭
Had a lot of fun with this outfit a bit back. I was a gogo dancer for comicon, theme “finish him”
Some of y’all found me with any shared user names, mutual, or pictures. Impressive honestly
nacho likes airplanes@nachochip.bsky.social · 3mo agofinding bloomfies on instagram is weird because what do you mean your name is josh and not nudebeartitties88
Grindr should run a 50% off sale for the next week in honor of all the rent boys Lindsey Graham will no longer be able to support.
I have forgotten what it is like to not have a post nasal drip 😪
The correct move now is to root for Columbia, right?
“Scrolling with my dick out” my be my new favorite description of how I use this app
I got soooo sick at electric forest and will be protesting the celebration of a bunch of white slave holders deciding not to pay taxes from bed. The forest was still worth it.
Sometimes I measure my dick and it’s short and sometimes I measure my dick and it’s long and some guys tell me I’m small and some guys tell me I’m big. Is there such a thing as Schrodinger’s Hung?
I get some of y’all are unit his kink, but like come on this profile seems so scammy and you just add me too? Like since when do I look like someone who enjoys buying sex? Now if you want to buy sex from me on the other hand, dms are open
A baby died in a porta potty at Electric Forest this weekend and all I see is some of the most terrible speculation. It’s horrible negative energy. It does not bring the baby back, bring the mother forward, doesn’t fix the problem. Instead, check on your friends. Make sure they are OK.
Lake Michigan looks good on me. Anyone in Rothbury HMU!
Not in today’s horoscope: impulse buying an 13” M5 iPad Pro. At least it can be business-expensed.
There’s something special about him cause Mamdani has me caring about basketball #KnicksInFive
“We are going to talk about AI and how it’s going to impacted the architecture profession” 🤮
Don’t forget, skincare is just as important as gooning
I can’t figure it out if I want one dick, two dicks, a very large dildo, or my father’s love.
I’m starting to plan my party for when it happens. I wanna go gang busters.
How do I tell Apple News I don’t care about sports ball and never want to see any news about BUT I also want to see every article about the Nicks games but only if Our Mayor (I live in San Diego) is mentioned?
I am 32. I’m starting to get white hairs in my beard. When do I stop getting new arm hair? I thought puberty was over.
Honestly, the line “Boy, can you shoot that fucking load in this puta” change my brain chemistry.
When I say slutty gym fit this is what I mean 🤤
Arc@arcbreak.bsky.social · 4mo agoMy gym fits have been knocking it out of the park lately tbqh
