“Yes, pretty pretty.”

ᅠ★ ┊ 永塚 洋助 .ᅠ@umbravipera.bsky.social · 2d ago

〝 Am I a pretty girl? 〞

“Blondes.”

“Butt.”

ᅠ★ ┊ 永塚 洋助 .ᅠ@umbravipera.bsky.social · 6d ago

〝 Dick- 〞

Yawns.

“Is that a cowboy twink?”

|| quietly drops @gothboywiththebutt.bsky.social and leaves

“26 years old, yet I feel younger than that.”

𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚, 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙢𝙚 .ᐟ.ᐟ ᅠᅠ —————————— ( #mvrp / #ocrp )

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑. ⋆｡°✩@ofcoldblood.bsky.social · 7mo ago

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐨𝐧, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘.

Edward offers the reader a slice of tiramisu cake.

“A few more hours until my birthday.”

I'll stay until the end and • Watch it 𝚐𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 in flames Yeah— Maybe the path is 𝐆 𝐎 𝐑 𝐘

• „ B.E.N@drowned-codes.bsky.social · 12mo ago

„ „ 𝐖hatever it takes to reach my 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚢 // 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚢 [ #MVRP #CREEPYPASTARP ]

|| Shtolen.

Edward took two shots of rum and Coke and went up on stage, clearing his throat before performing “Pretty Fly For A White Guy”. And his performance was a 10/10. youtu.be/QtTR-_Klcq8?... #KaraokeCult

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by OffspringVEVO

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#KaraokeCult He’s on the stage for a second song. His performance? An 8.5 out of 10 due to the fact that he was slightly drunk and he was slurring his words a little, but not too much. youtu.be/NoPFB8h2-Sg?...

Personal Jesus

YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic

youtu.be

He’s had a couple more drinks and he’s getting ready for another song.

He’s quickly realizing that it’s not a good idea to dance while wearing a black suit in the summer and he’s changing back into his regular clothes.

|| Edward’s dad is the reason he knows about The Blues Brothers.

#KaraokeCult Edward took a shot of whiskey before setting the glass down on the counter. He went to get changed in the bathroom and then he got up on stage, wearing a suit, sunglasses, and a fedora. “This is for all the Blues Brothers fans.” His performance? A 9/10. youtu.be/wdfImB4iOLo?...

The Blues Brothers - Soul Man (Live Version) (Official Audio)

YouTube video by The Blues Brothers

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“Karaoke night?”

𝘽𝙊𝙊! 𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙄 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪?~

“My birthday’s in a few days.”

“Morning. Don’t mind the mask.”

“Good morning.”

“Happy pride month.”

“Entertain me.”

“Thanks for the compliment.”

“Can someone cut me down please?”