Bernadette peters!

I did my own makeup for my wedding using a tutorial from one of the liberal dallas cowboys cheerleaders. And it turned out great!

Gizmo (my cat) is Snatched

The only person I “Stan” is beautiful gay Philadelphia 6ABC weatherman Adam Joseph

Accidentally watching a Nicola peltz movie

Years ago my dad took me to see to kill a mockingbird on broadway and I still periodically think about how they wrote in a LOT of what were clearly supposed to be laugh lines

It’s so awesome to partially dislocate your kneecap a month before your wedding. I would recommend it!

Thanks and congratulations to the @barrelhouse.bsky.social 2026 Best of the Net nominees @zachpowers.bsky.social, @graycious.bsky.social, @mariannelchan.bsky.social @chriscottom.bsky.social!

My poem in @barrelhouse.bsky.social about sitting in pee on the subway got nominated for a best of the net award!!! You can read it here: www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/s...

Self Esteem, by Grace Alvino — Barrelhouse

I am beautiful and everybody loves me. I have strong natural nails and I can take the subway without anybody giving me a hard time. I can sing well unless my boyfriend is around and I put all the ca...

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Tara Campbell@taracampbell.bsky.social · last mo.

Happy #BestOfTheNet nomination season to all who celebrate. Here are the nominees for @barrelhouse.bsky.social! Congratulations, @zachpowers.bsky.social, @graycious.bsky.social , @mariannelchan.bsky.social, @chriscottom.bsky.social, and Fran Levin!

Some of you may be wondering how Sascha is. She’s great! (Knock wood) Here is a pic of her with her bf Remi

Getting Mack Truck (our new cat) has turned me into the most insufferable boy mom. I always want to talk about how he’s a Mommy’s Man

I am very tired of the heat!

Going to try a restaurant with a really weird website

@oneart.bsky.social nominated a poem of mine for a best of the net award!! That’s so exciting! You can read it here: oneartpoetry.com/2026/06/12/h...

HIT ME! by Grace Alvino

HIT ME! The man who juggles in Rittenhouse Square stabbed two people in 2020. He calls my dog a scavenger when he sees her at the fountain. It is her favorite place to sit so I don’t make her move.…

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Mack truck (our new cat) seems to be a Mommy’s Man

Walked into the ice cream shop and immediately asked if they were playing the hot honey rag

Having to tell people I can’t make plans this Saturday because I’m going to a wooden spoon-making workshop

I’m getting married soon and I’m excited :)

Increasingly when I google “vertical split in nail” it’s with the intensity of someone trying to figure out how to avoid a long prison sentence

I need a work hairbrush and a home hairbrush but that feels very out of reach for me right now..

I hate when I have to activate my herbivore grinding teeth to chew a big piece of bread

Adopting a new pet is wonderful in itself AND because it opens up a whole world of new passwords

They’re being sooooo nice to me at the self storage place

I love googling “affectionate cat” to read about why my cat is so affectionate

I’m always joking about feeling old but in reality I feel very youthful and great!

Registering at the MOMA design store

Blow drying my toenails

Why does everyone put down turf in their backyards now…….it is so emotionally draining