You know things are dire when even the algorithm is suggesting I **** ** ***.

hey man the bank just called — your butt card got canceled for receiving too many suspicious deposits :(

Quote and defend your butt card on Spider-Man Day.

Gym on a Saturday? Gym on a Saturday.

Nightmare scenario unlocked: piercing fell out at the gym.

Let’s get this bread, or something.

Accidentally forgot to wear deodorant to the gym.

Sam Neill (1947–2026)

Just witnessed someone trying to Shazam a song at a live concert.

People really were planning on hating Supergirl no matter what, huh.

Lost boys never spend their lunch money, yeah.

Happy Father’s Day, I guess!

Can someone point me in the direction of the Backrooms?

Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to be here.

Do you like dipping sauce?

Something something waking up early on a public holiday.

Hi, or whatever.

Truly heartbroken over the passing of Anthony Stewart Head. He was a beloved pop culture icon and, as Rupert Giles, played one of *the* best TV dads. He brought warmth to Giles that made the character easy to love. RIP 💔

🌈🌈🌈

Cyclops in Savage Land Commission 2026 🦖🌺🥵

Yeah, Buffy. What are we going to do now?

We're painting the roses red.

Wesker to Chris:

GoodBoyAdvanceSP@goodboyadvancesp.bsky.social · 3mo ago

We're getting a Resident Evil movie from the guy who gave us this iconic moment 😁

Me flirting: What's your favorite episode of Buffy?

Rod@uncannyrodders.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Me flirting: so what’s your favorite Pokemon?

THE HOUND - HELLFIRE MURDER

CYCLOPS ❌ X-MEN: EVOLUTION

When Elrond said ‘The race of Men is failing’, I felt that.

The gym gods did not smile upon me today. 😔

God, I love theatre.