Idk maybe computers can feel. My game auto reset all settings to high and crashed. I feel like a game committing suicide like that is relatable to the human experience. A lil OD to kill the pain.
GreedE
@greede.bsky.social
Reply Guy, giver of stoned thoughts, and one who sometimes posts minis. He/Him
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
Got into my 115 degree car and started makin sounds like “ugha, wagh, huh, aagh” like a video game character taking poison damage
I don’t have weeds in my garden. Weeds are just plants people don’t want growing in a specific place, and all plants are welcome in my garden* *for now.
Im js the Epic Cycle (including Iliad and Odyssey) is a poetic oral retelling of true events. It’s how the Mycenaean Greeks warred with Troy (and Lukka and Hatti?) at the time of severe environmental distress (drought, earthquakes, etc) kicking off the “Bronze Age Collapse”
Bought a bouquet of roses today for someone special*. 😊 *Me. I’m someone special.
I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes on the phone today. He said that he received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now, he is making preparations for Sadaqah Jariyah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Updating the Alphabet by changing nothing and renaming it the Aybee
Humans are freaky. What other animals inhale smoke and drink acid? We’re like that scary dude from FernGully
Yeah, I’m a gamer in my 30s. I eat pizza rolls cuz they’re low cholesterol
I’m so Reddit-pilled (and I barely use Reddit) I thought this was saying Kat “Abagazala” was 16 years old and the vehicle was 17 years old
EveningStarNM@eveningstarnm.bsky.social · 4mo ago"(16)... Kat Abagazala placed herself in the front (17) of the vehicle. She pushed on the front of the (18) vehicle with her hands and body to prevent the car (19) from continuing." A literal Superwoman, she is.
My toxic trait is that I think I could fly* a helicopter. *but not land it
“Did those people in ~historical event~ know they were living through significant times?” Yes, everyone who’s ever lived has thought they lived in significant times.
Chat, I’ve officially done what I’ve long considered impossible: I’ve bought a house!
WIP. I’m quite pleased so far. Just the small details left and touch-ups left
Just overheard a colleague refer to the “Romance Languages” as the “Love Languages” and a small part of me is screaming
Emma™️ @cockremover.bsky.social is so kind! I asked her, out of the blue, for $5 and she gave me €7 which isn’t really what I asked for but she didn’t ask any questions or anything! You should DM her if you need cash
My only qualm with hyphening last names is, how does that work with future generations? If Jane Smith-Doe marries Karen Stevens-Brown does she take the name Jane Smith-Doe-Stevens-Brown? And then her son John Smith-Doe-Stevens-Brown marries Jill Schumacher-Gibbons-Fraye-Walker does he take the name