JESUS CHRIST WE GOT 2 HITS IN THE SAME INNING! #astros
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Just a chill little dude that loves Jose Altuve and hates Russian aggression. #NAFO
Me in my house watching Yordan make contact just now: OOOOH!!! OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!! GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #astros
I think Bryan has done enough to be promoted from Bryan Baron to Bryan Viscount. Agree? #astros
Little Astros Fella@greggiefella.bsky.social · last wk.Bryan King is hereby demoted to Bryan Baron. #astros
That graphic in the corner of the broadcast just now was brutal. Astros this series: Pena 5 for 6 Rest of team 1 for 32 (that 1 was Yordan’s homer last night) #astros
Nihilistic Meseeks: Existence Is Pain
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Ron White was always my favorite blue collar comedy tour comedian.
Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 15h agoRon White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
Make @chandlerrome.bsky.social Astros 2027 manager. He alone can solve the infield logjam.
Jerome@jmszpila.bsky.social · yesterdayPeña must have watched yesterday's Crush City podcast 🤣 #Astros
The Great Trammbino kept banging them home runs and now he’s a dad. Congrats! #astros
Chandler Rome@chandlerrome.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Astros put Taylor Trammell on the paternity list and called up Joey Loperfido.
The fact that someone was able to rebind Mitch McConnell’s soul to his body long enough for him to appear at the Senate is proof that human transmutation is possible and that there’s a philosophers stone somewhere in Washington.
Fma
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The Astros and Texans may have failed me today, but Channelview HS favored son Jalen Hurts had my back! GO BIRDS! #eagles
Little Astros Fella@greggiefella.bsky.social · 4d agoIt’s sports day! Astros and Texans and Eagles oh my!
It’s sports day! Astros and Texans and Eagles oh my!
Homer and Marge Simpson Sing About Sports
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James Talarico showed up after halftime and UT won CAN THIS MAN BREAK THE CURSE???
Little Astros Fella@greggiefella.bsky.social · 4d ago
Altuve laying off a pitch in the opposite batter’s box challenge impossible. #astros
Keeping Ted Cruz off of TV is probably the one position where I’ll agree with a Trump advisor.
Lady Haha@lensman23.bsky.social · 5d agoAlex Bruesewitz, a prominent adviser to President Donald Trump, issued a plea to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Saturday to "please stay off" television following a disastrous interview in which young Texans viciously booed the GOP lawmaker. www.rawstory.com/ted-cruz-267...
To be fair, the Cowboys’ season has been dead for the last 30 years. I’m not sure it could get worse.
The Shallow State@ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 6d agoRIP, Dallas Cowboys' 2026 season. #ETTD
During the Dark Ages, I would keep count of how many wins the Astros needed to finish the season with a winning record. We’re currently at 75 wins; just 7 to go in 15 games. #astros
Rey Counting Days in Star Wars
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HE’S LITERALLY DOING IT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SPECIAL ALTUVE 2,500 HITS NIGHT 😫😫😫
Don't do that
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Little Astros Fella@greggiefella.bsky.social · last wk.Bryan King better not embarrass us in front of Jose Altuve on his big night! 😡 (As I type this Walker embarrasses us bobbling a ground ball) #astros
Bryan King better not embarrass us in front of Jose Altuve on his big night! 😡 (As I type this Walker embarrasses us bobbling a ground ball) #astros
CAM MOTHERFUCKING SMITH IS HIS BIRTH NAME HIS MAMA NAMED HIM THAT #Astros