#Astros meeting Taillon this afternoon. Three HRs at least. Dude is the Giver right now. I won’t be here; work meeting slash training that I don’t need. Y’all give ‘em hell for me.
Dome Dogs’ Loneliness Epidemic
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“The best way to describe Joe DiMaggio is he was a penis with a man hanging on it.” -HoF’er Pete Rose
My version of the Sallatha Suta: The pain is mandatory; the suffering is optional; the weed and psychedelics and powder drugs are non-negotiable.
I can’t put my finger on it exactly but this is how LAD fans win championships
Donald Duck Gets Mad
ALT: Donald Duck Gets Mad
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The Astros have so throughly dominated the Metroplex this season that even Chad Dallas is feeling the effects.
Sorry to report that on Bluesky this is a ratio
It’s 2072. My great-grandsons are married to AI agents. Houston is a giant gas pump with windows. Jim from LA wants to talk about buzzers.
A chud literally named Chad Dallas getting worked over like this is good for the spirit. #Astros
Dodgers fans tell the 2017 story like it was Ocean's Eleven. Meanwhile the box score is just Houston hitting Yu Darvish like he'd wandered into batting practice. Life will be better when this generation finally buys a lifetime supply of the good toilet paper.
M*lly K*ight is adjudicating Game 5 of the 2017 World Series so it must be Tuesday night. #Astros
The series went 7. If a team was unbeatable because of cheating, doubtful it goes 7. LAD won both in HOU, where the cheating was worse. Darvish couldn’t locate & HOU jumped him early. LAD hit .205 with RISP. LAD has spent more time replaying Game 5 than they spent demolishing Brown people’s homes.
Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social · yesterdayGenuinely wondering if people know what happened to the dodgers in the 2017 World Series
Imagine being radicalized by a banana being available on Thursday. That banana needs 48 hours, dude sees Deep State. Some people meet healthy fruit and immediately cite Cold War literature. If a green banana is tyranny, HEB is a pogrom. “Suspiciously green,” my brother in Christ fruit ripens.
I have a foot locker worth maybe $1 million in what I call “collectible drugs.” Still, if the house caught fire, I’d save my kids’ paperwork. Quaaludes, rainbow coke, designer pharma, obscure psychedelics, and vintage cannabis can all be repurchased. Ever tried to get a new social security card?
My wife and I have made really difficult decisions. We’ve experienced intolerable loss and difficulty. We trust one another’s decision-making without question. Why is it impossible to pick what to order WTF is this
The Astros can still get Tarik Skubal if Mike Pence has the courage to do what’s right
My Amazon Teacher Wish List is just 187 Oxycontins
Some of us heard Modest Mouse say “WELL THERE’S ONE THING TO KNOW ABOUT THIS TOWN: IT’S 500 MILES UNDERGROUND” and we’re stuck right there in 1999 spinning around on a Japanese import stuck like that
the biggest trade deadline mistake the astros made was not trading christian walker for a bag of peanuts
Daulton Varsho has an all-time batting average of 1.000 with the team, tops in #Astros history. #FactsOnly
Most of my coworkers are ARL fans (remote work) and I was INSUFFERABLE today.
Clutch@clutch3-16.bsky.social · 3d ago
Dana walked into a trap! If Varsho doesn’t perform or if Arrighetti becomes 2026 Marco Estrada, he’s gonna be back in Atlanta faster than Arthur Blank can fire three head coaches. #Astros
My friend doesn’t know ball but does know Star Wars. I explained the #Astros trade this way: The Rebellion trades a young Jedi with an uncertain future to acquire a grizzled Bothan spy who isn't the strongest Force user but absolutely knows how to sneak into an Imperial base and save the mission.
Marking myself “safe” from the #Astros trading Josh Hader
WSJ finally asking the questions the rest of the league answered in 2017
#Astros acquire a streaky hitter who doesn’t consistently pull to the left and gets injured a lot
Tina Fey on SNL: DJ, Play The Song!
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Do y’all think Arrighetti is gonna walk across the field to the Jays dugout holding his babies like in the commercial #Astros