Invited Orville Peck to my Halloween Party via DM, hope he accepts ☺️
It’s hilarious that the people I know with the worst music taste are the ones that are trying to become DJ’s 💀
Sometimes having a crush is a lot of fun, but this one is taking up too much brain real estate 😵💫
Trying to do some shopping for gay underwear (trunks and briefs) that have some personality. Any recommendations? 😇
Potty in the park, potty in the bush Potty under the bridge, potty at the restaurant Potty at the club, potty in the day, potty in my house Potty on the way to the potty at the park Potty in the bush Potty under the bridge, potty at the restaurant Potty at the club, potty in the day Potty in my ho-
Been working out more recently and I went to put on my underwear today and it ripped around my booty a bit. And if that’s not validation I dont know what is
I was admiring a cute guy in the car beside me at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he just starts hardcore chewing on a water bottle 😭😨
What is going on in my head when I’ve had a dream two nights in a row where I’m a vampire..
I’ve been dating a guy since April. He’s met several of my friends, been to parties I’ve thrown, all of which I messaged him to set up. Out of curiosity I wanted to see how long it would take for him to set something up. He hasn’t texted me in two weeks…
I’m starting Buffy the Vampire Slayer but got told I should watch the first two episodes then move on to season 2?? Any advice?
God those PitViper rainbow gradient glasses are so ugly I’m not sorry
Officially got frisked at TSA without having anything in my pockets 🙃
It’s a sad world we live in when I type in “Wordle” to the search bar and the next suggested search is “Wordle Hint”
Had my ID (free burger coupon) denied at the club (jack in the box drive thru) because it expired 😔