if you are a cyclops and you hear another cyclops scream, "nobody has blinded me!" I'd hope you'd go check that out. incurious shitheads.
it is imperative we return to calling cars jalopies again
They're saying it is both sad and funny that i dont know what tragicomic means.
these guyz keep trying to punch REACHER but he punch back!
my page has been exclusively "the kitty zone" but my mom recently adopted a dog from Barbados so that exclusivity ends now. Meet Gracie!
people don't talk about hakuna matata lifestyle much these days
it would be cool if Nicolas Hoult dropped out of the Harry potrer show because he got the disease his character had in Fury Road. neck cancer i guess you'd call it!
if you set up a guillotine and forget to bring a basket, heads will roll
cats are so pretty and cool that i get sick just thinking about it
Grinch mean time? It's always mean time for that bastard
I'd like to put Dracula on a steak only diet
mammon@derekhill.bsky.social · last wk.i'm on the steak only diet and actually i'm balling out guys you gotta try it
Who made you judge, jury and bailiff and court reporter and lawyer and guy who does the metal detector?!?
Science tries to turn vegitables into meats (veggy'dog, Tofu chicken) but WHY doesn't science use meat to make a vegetable? Use a beefsteak to make a fake broccoli. Turn a roast turkey into a salad. Make tofu hotdogs out of sausages. We need a PLAN.
my instructions are at the end of my funeral the DJ kicks my body off the end of the dock.
that redness at the base should be seen by a doctor
debbshock@debbshock.blue · 2w agopsst. meet me at the big dick
I need not herald the mood of my heart with sighing, and yet.
breaking into The Traitors set like Donny Ocean to steal all the gold props.
I'm watching The Traitors for the first time. 6 episodes in. Excited to watch a further 90 hours of this.
