This is turning up daily in my email box. Its mental in truth as I'm hugely anti- gun unless at war and it's me or him/her..... What a fucked up world.....
TG
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Dog and cat lover, Chelsea lover, centre lefty, grandad, chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature. Bowie, Floyd, Zeppelin, Monet, Seurat and so much more...
Just finished reading a book called 'The Barefaced Messiah' about L. Ron Hubbard. Conclusion: Scientology was created by a lunatic and conman. It's unbelievable people still faithfully follow that crazy creep's teachings. Pap for the feeble-minded, including Tom Cruise.
Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
"I'm in charge of 50 states and half of them are absolute dog shit" is a weird flex
Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
Sitting down to watch the England vs Mexico game now. No spoilers please 😂
Am I staying up for the game? An afternoon bbq and a few glasses of wine says no. Also... I'm 64 ffs..... Irrespective of anything else 1am is a big fat 'NO' Good luck England.
Illegal Eagles night in Pompey. Utterly superb . Fuck all you tribute band haters. This is just brilliant 👏👏👍️
Iced coffee. A pint. Now that's a refreshing drink. Tomorrow the B2C machine will be tested on Espresso Martini 🍸️
Who do I want to win the #worldcup2026? Anyone who beats Argentina. Anyone. I have an irrational dislike for them, possibly dating back to Rattin. I do think Messi might be < Pele now though. Never forget how he destroyed #cfc defence as a youngster.
England thought. Another ground out result. But..... Maybe that's the way to hustle for way to winning the trophy? #worldcup2026
I'll say it now. Chelsea should have burst the bank to get Declan Rice. Absolutely the best midfielder in the world right now. Better than Caicedo? Yes. #cfc
Happy Canada Day❤️🇨🇦 Today we celebrate the beauty of our country & the communities that make it home. May we continue to stand together, support one another & take pride in all that makes Canada strong! Wishing you a day filled with joy, laughter, and lasting memories. ❤️🍁 #SheShed #HappyCanadaDay
You know how #cfc always have issues with low blocks. Or defensive teams as we used to call it. Ditto England. Oh for a Hazard, a Zola or a powerhouse like Drogba.
Today is a boat trip on the fjord in Alesund. An early start. I am NOT a morning person, let alone an early morning person.
Haugesund in Norway. Cool. Rainy! All day rainy it appears lol. HOHO bus then.....
So....Norway...here we come. Get those fjords spruced up. Starting today at Southampton Cruise Terminal.......our first cruise with no flying!
Prezzy obviously... fucking poxy autocorrect
Grandson is 3 tomorrow..... here's his pretty... Lucky boy
One before I go back to the mobile. It's 10% abv ....very much an aperitif beer!
Came out dressed like an english tourist because of some cloud forgetting Mediterranean sun arrives when lt wants. Beer then and try to look Brit cool a la Bowie 😂
Sitting here in Vias village square having eaten my Sea Bass Sunday lunch with champ, a bottle of local rose wine and now a limoncello aperitif. I feel like Hemingway might have felt in Paris
Off to Stamford Bridge for pretty much dead rubber game for us but huge for Forest. Our home form is dismal, the fans are bored and detached, players thinking about the world Cup. I'd rather be pretty much doing anything else #cfc