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Dog and cat lover, Chelsea lover, centre lefty, grandad, chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature. Bowie, Floyd, Zeppelin, Monet, Seurat and so much more...

This is turning up daily in my email box. Its mental in truth as I'm hugely anti- gun unless at war and it's me or him/her..... What a fucked up world.....

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Just finished reading a book called 'The Barefaced Messiah' about L. Ron Hubbard. Conclusion: Scientology was created by a lunatic and conman. It's unbelievable people still faithfully follow that crazy creep's teachings. Pap for the feeble-minded, including Tom Cruise.

Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.

Am I staying up for the game? An afternoon bbq and a few glasses of wine says no. Also... I'm 64 ffs..... Irrespective of anything else 1am is a big fat 'NO' Good luck England.

Who do I want to win the #worldcup2026? Anyone who beats Argentina. Anyone. I have an irrational dislike for them, possibly dating back to Rattin. I do think Messi might be < Pele now though. Never forget how he destroyed #cfc defence as a youngster.

So....Norway...here we come. Get those fjords spruced up. Starting today at Southampton Cruise Terminal.......our first cruise with no flying!

#cfc observations: It's over. Go away fellow suffering supporters , spend time with loved ones. Turn off the stress. Relax. Soak up some rays. Ignore #Chelsea ITKN crap. Remember the silly season starts now. Erase this arse gravy omnishambolic season from memory......

Came out dressed like an english tourist because of some cloud forgetting Mediterranean sun arrives when lt wants. Beer then and try to look Brit cool a la Bowie 😂

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Sitting here in Vias village square having eaten my Sea Bass Sunday lunch with champ, a bottle of local rose wine and now a limoncello aperitif. I feel like Hemingway might have felt in Paris

#cfc observation 1: Dismal. Disgraceful. Pathetic. Gutless. Incompetent. Lazy. Clueless. Rudderless. Omnishambles. Stupid. Embarrassing. There's my generic player, staff and hierarchy ratings for today. #cfc

Off to Stamford Bridge for pretty much dead rubber game for us but huge for Forest. Our home form is dismal, the fans are bored and detached, players thinking about the world Cup. I'd rather be pretty much doing anything else #cfc