[ Not looking up from their magazine, not missing a single beat. ] Got me acting dee-thh-picable.
Grown up blue berd
@grownupberd.bsky.social
Pfp art by kohi_ki on twitter
They them pussy had my beak on the opposite side of my face
Yeah that’s true i guess? Did saying a that crap make you feel better or something?
Well hate is a strong word, maybe annoyed is a better one?
Before therapy i hated myself and everyone, now i just hate myself.
Uhhh you know that smell that really old books have, the ones that start turning yellow with age?
Berdly B. Lombard-Dreemurr@librarianmamaberd.bsky.social · 2mo ago* I don't know what you mean by that, but no. * It does not smell like that.
I actually haven’t been to the library in a while, does it still smell like book surgery?
This sounds like a joke but it’s real, my name is berdly, and i am just going to keep getting older, do you know any berdly’s in their 40’s or 50’s? So one day i’m gonna be a 70 year old grandpa named berdly.
This sounds like a joke but it’s real, my name is berdly, and i am just going to keep getting older, do you know any berdly’s in their 40’s or 50’s? So one day i’m gonna be a 70 year old grandpa named berdly.
(Coming back awake with a little snort.) Bwah, what did i miss?
(Is totally fucking blitzed.) They call it a WEAK day cause it makes us weak, and they call it a WEAK end because the weakness leaves our bodies.
God they’re so hot they make me wanna bang my head against the wall until i bleed.
I mean, it would be helpful, i’m not exactly sure how i’m supposed to promulgate it.
─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕽𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐒 . 】@wishingdoll.bsky.social · 9mo ago And why should I.
Could you translate it into English please?
─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕽𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐒 . 】@wishingdoll.bsky.social · 9mo ago My name is ♥♪!? , if thay helps.
{{ full icon for here too its kerdly ship art (art by coralcuddles)
Humans that choose to be homophobic when their species is literally called homo erectus.
She’s only soft and squishy when you’re the one laying on her, not so much the other way around.
look man it just went downhill ok { adult!kris variant of @hometownfreak.bsky.social } { #drrp #deltarunerp }