Kris.
@surveycomplete.bsky.social
that one friend who's not gonna make it ˹ Icon by crythartic | Pinned by coralcuddles ˼
It could be worse. I could say Catti.
Berdly B. Lombard-Dreemurr@librarianmamaberd.bsky.social · 2mo ago( * Berdly's MISERY is increasing! )
Ah, yes, let me grab the SOUL that was banished years ago.
Berdly B. Lombard-Dreemurr@librarianmamaberd.bsky.social · 2mo ago* Can't you use your SOUL or something to give me a boost?!
I can't! I'm not losing ANOTHER arm. Besides, it's fiiine. I could do it. Just lock in. You've got my cheering.
Berdly B. Lombard-Dreemurr@librarianmamaberd.bsky.social · 2mo ago( * Her face is fucking red now. ) * KRIS I AM GOING TO BE KILLED BY A DEMONIC KNIGHT, I NEED YOU TO ACTUALLY HELP ME HERE. * ( THE FACE SITTING CAN COME LATER )
Uhh... { Like reading off a script, } "I'll sit on your face if you win".
Berdly B. Lombard-Dreemurr@librarianmamaberd.bsky.social · 2mo ago* Kris please take this seriously. * Please lock the fuck in.
Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down.
Back on my grind third wheeling my best friends who are both lesbians and probably dating.
Was gonna say "I've had no sex" but I have. I have. I've been through pelvis crushers
Yep. Normal to whatever that is. It's natural.
⠀⠀—クリス.@homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 2mo ago⠀ ⠀We evolved like a Pokémon. ⠀
temp everything until i get this account fully set up LMAO. penned by richie
