Ars longa, vita brevís

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I GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE GOVERNMENT THE OTHER DAY I OPENED IT READ IT IT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS ALSO THERE WAS AN URGENT RISK OF WILDFIRES

JUST FUCK OFF WITH THE CUNTING BBQ AÑARM

Thanks for the 4 minute warning, Mr Burnham - I was about to light my disposable BBQ, but you stopped me just in time

Flaps oot for summer

Came to fucking believe

Can we really expect someone called Burnham to do anything about disposable BBQs, let alone climate breakdown? #NominativeDeterminism

I dreamt I was swimming naked in the Tees.

Oh, and fuck you too, Poweball

Hands up if your eyes are fucked this morning

No cunting meteors

Looks like my photo uploads are still borked - or maybe I’m blind now

Not as good as 1999, when phones didn’t have cameras #harrumph

Last ones - going home now.

Bring it

Smiley Culture

It’s starting

Me talking about the eclipse that happened in 1999

Literally guffawed.

I’m ready for the eclipse #DoubleAction

I'm ready for the eclipse.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 3w ago

male loneliness epidemic is here to stay

We’re ready for the eclipse

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 4d ago

I’m ready for the eclipse.

I’m ready for the eclipse

Hewlett-Knackard@hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ready for the eclipse

I’m watching a drama where the main character is called Viruca.

This turned up in my Facebook Memories from 7 years ago:

Yes?

I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on

House of the Dragon season 3 was really quite dull