Desperate to be wearing a beatles t-shirt and someone to demand me to name three albums. come on cowards, show yourselves.

I FINALLY decided to get my pale legs out so now it's pissing it down. You're all very welcome.

When I first got ‘deeply’ into the Beatles this was my first ‘wow. This album is fucking insane.’

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD@whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16h ago

60

Thrown out of History class for wasting time rating the superhunks

Shar A@sharal.bsky.social · 21h ago

Probably would

Probably would

Weird how the protect women crowd are fawning over a man who beat up a pregnant woman. What happened to women’s safety- guess it’s not important if the man holds the same opinions as you. What’s a bit of domestic abuse amongst friends?

ironically of course "Rod Liddle" is actually what JK Rowling would name the nonce teacher

Pissing on a grave is much easier than a living subject.

You shouldn't speak ill of the dead is a stupid premise. Should be like a wedding at my funeral- vicar asks if anyone wants to declare anything and I want old acquaintances running in exposing all my misdeeds.

If I wanted respectful comments when I died I would simply not defend paedophillia or beat up a pregnant woman or be an all-round nasty cunt whilst I was alive

Was this the paedo who wouldn't become a teacher because he wanted to shag the pupils and thought looking at child porn shouldn't be a crime? That one?

The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 2d ago

BREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness

I didn't realise needing a baby otter was quite SUCH an emergency but here we are

In Otter News@in-otter-news.bsky.social · 3d ago

BREAKING NEWS: Small otter does very important small otter activities.

Loved summer as a kid. As an adult, it can fuck off. I’d be happier if I lived as a bat.

Monday

Rubber Soul, Revolver, Sgt. Peppers

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

When you have to be polite to the kid who accidentally sat in some paint

Fucking hell Andy Burnham has been engaging with a Thomas Skinner idea

Sorry I don’t actually have his permission to post his image

Shar A@sharal.bsky.social · 3d ago

My friend’s dog has a hell of a fringe

My friend’s dog has a hell of a fringe

We are a deeply embarrassing town.

Every time I attempt a bit of exercise I end up panting like a pervert

The Beatles releasing special edition deluxe LLPs for the gullible fools like me.

Everything in this shop is too expensive for me

Wednesday

I was googling “where do people usually go dogging?” for a post on bluesky, your honour.

What else have perverts ruined? Birdwatching Hoover nozzles The Internet Rural carparks after midnight

Hey remember when Monty was too small for his Christmas jumper

Playing devil's advocate here, we all know they are primarily nonce glasses, but visually impaired people have cited them as being useful which is something I'm now thinking needs considering if we're not to discriminate?

Vox@vox.com · last wk.

The plight of owning “pervert glasses” when you’re not a pervert. www.vox.com/culture/4966...

I was expecting some nazi memorabilia or something the way everyone was going on about that house.

Nobody sleeps with anyone anymore. That's it. We're done. Let's end humanity with dignity* *refusing to have sex with any man ever again

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · last wk.

male loneliness epidemic is here to stay