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J>E tl and automation person. // Robots EN team sub-captain. // You're doing your best. // they/he
Saw a girl accidentally drop her refillable water bottle and watch it immediately roll down a storm drain. Her friend leaned in to reach for it only for her own water bottle to slide out of her bag and roll down the same storm drain. A third girl, supervising, wearily says "you're both useless".
There are many angles at many times but the last episode is the most ace Maomao has ever been.
The problem with #VertexForce is, it's not secretly good or being slept on or playing a long game, but it's not nearly bold enough to deliver "if Strike Witches was Infinite Stratos" for either gooning or trash purposes. It's just a 2010s mecha with a limp pseudoharem. Why
the perfect #UltramanTeo ending is Ibuki/Rintaro, Kanna/Emma, and Becchi/cats
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
Did #Pokemon in wartime share their trainer's ranks? Does that mean Lt. Surge had a Pika中尉
we're reviewing you bro. we got an exclusive first look at you and now we're trying to figure out who the target audience is for you. we're baffled by the design choices that were made in order to arrive at you
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets https://theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling-to-improve-on-sexiness-of-regular-muppets/
I was hesitant about Zero showing up in Teo but his instant side-eyeing was probably the funniest way they could've approached their dynamic. Dan Moroboshi jr, everyone #ultraman #ultramanart #ultramanfanart #ultramanteo #ultramanzero
Zero's so cool, he can even make colored pencils look like watercolors—he did WHAT to the dog #UltramanTeo
okay but you know what always bothers me about tieflings? Their horns are always those craggy goat horns but you know they'd be polished regularly and painted for fashion, right
post your favorite sole female enemy leader with a heart of gold and her pet lesbian couple from a childrens' monster show #DigimonBeatbreak #KakuseiHunterOmegahorn
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
"I can't believe Metroid is about vore now" Samus vored her own slimegirl clone in Fusion, what are you even here for
