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#SFBX Satellite #SFB11 #SFB12 playoffs #SFB13 playoffs #SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season) #SFB15 playoffs #SFB16 Artisanal Fig Farmer Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist Running backs don't have tires.
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New chord change day for the 639-year-long performance of John Cage’s “As Slow As Possible.” The last time the notes changed was over 900 days ago. The performance will end in 2640. www.classicfm.com/composers/ca...
A 639-year-long John Cage organ piece just changed chord, for the first time in two years
Watch a moment of music history – on Monday a single chord changed in an iconic piece of 20th-century music which ends in the year 2640.
classicfm.com
Transportation secretary Sean Duffy benefited from millions in corporate donations to make a show about road trips. But two months after Duffy said the show would premiere, it doesn't appear to exist at all. My latest False Flag @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/what-the-h...
What the Hell Happened to Sean Duffy’s Road-Trip TV Show?
Three months after it was announced, the secretary of transportation’s summer show—funded by companies he regulates—hasn’t aired a single episode.
thebulwark.com
Troubled by what? Being staffed by murderers?
Tim O’Brien@timobrien.bsky.social · 2d agoEdwin Jovanny Lopez Cornejo, a Salvadoran immigrant who was being held at a troubled federal detention center in Newark died during the weekend, according to the city’s mayor and Senator Andy Kim. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/n...
SEPTA: Bus schedules are changing soon; get familiar with them. Me: Why? It's not like they follow the schedules.
You have incorrectly and inversely interpreted the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness, AKA Boots Theory. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_t...
Boots theory - Wikipedia
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Max Dubler 🏳️🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d agoI think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.
I’m looking for a replacement in Super League. Need someone quick as they’ve already autodrafted in the first round. Respond here if you are interested or tag a friend you think would love to join!
The Sixers have LeBron and the Eagles have Michael Jordan. Makes you think
Landlocked Ivory Coast is extremely funny
PBS News@pbsnews.org · 6d agoThe State Department said it takes "full responsibility" for "hastily" altering and then presenting a map of Africa at a global AIDS conference that mislabeled every single country it highlighted. An analysis by Reuters found a watermark in the map image that suggests it was made with OpenAI.
Two cats; two different methods for telling me it's bed time: - walk down the stairs meowing loudly - sit on the back of the couch, directly behind me, slowly leaning more body weight on to me
"It's 106 miles to Fossanova, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas: "hit it"
Sardonicus@sardonicus.eu · 8mo ago'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
An Irregular spokeswoman said, "this is most irregular."
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 6d agoI thought it could be this, but I didn't think they'd admit it. "After hearing about OpenAI's problem, Anthropic decided to take a look at its own cyber tests to see if that had happened with any of its models."
I am not a U.S. citizen. I got jury duty notice from Philly a couple times. The postcard instructs you to take an online questionnaire, which asks if you are a U.S. citizen. After you say “no” you are told you are ineligible for jury duty. That’s why it’s in the “non-juror” records.
Jim Saksa@jimsaksa.com · 6d agoLots of non-citizens are on the jury pool in Philly because they use DMV records and local tax payments to build their master list. (They get out of jury duty by simply notifying the court they aren't citizens.) This man isn't dumb. He's a con artist.
Listening to the Velvet Underground and remembering my high school friend had a recording of some of their practice sessions. They mess up and have to restart "All Tomorrow's Parties" at some point: "And all of Thursday's-FUCKING SHIT!" Oh, how we laughed.
Look at how terrible this socialism is: “The windfall of tips comes after a city law cracking down on deceptive tipping practices by app-based delivery companies took effect in January … Since taking office, Mayor Mamdani has directed DCWP to vigorously enforce the laws.”
NYC Delivery Workers Earned $104M Extra in Tips Under New City Law
According to a new city report, enforcement of New York City’s tip transparency law has led to an average of about $2,287 in additional tips for each of the city’s 70,000 app-based delivery workers.
documentedny.com
It starts at 930pm EST and I will read / show a bunch of classroom letters from teacher lists that Fantasy Cares cleared!
Scott Fish@scottfish.bsky.social · last wk.Wednesday Night Hangout tonight! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgM... I'll try and talk the guys into giving something away!
Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
ALT: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
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Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
*sitting outside when this rolled in* Hey, who's messing with the dimmer switch?!
christian c.@virtualchilly.party · last wk.Uhhhhh
Cashier at the liquor store was talking about a book series so I asked which one. She said the Dark Tower books, which I really enjoyed, so I recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl
On the campaign trail ahead of Election Day 2024, Trump said Americans could expect to see their energy bills cut in half by July 2026. It’s July 2026. How’d that work out?
Rachel Maddow@maddow.bsky.social · last wk."From Trump’s inauguration in January 2025 to April 2026 (the most recent month for which government data are available), residential electricity rates have risen by an eye-watering 18%..." www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
"Buying food to eat at home has gotten 33% more expensive in U.S. cities since the beginning of 2019, according to government figures. In the 7.5 years before that, prices rose 6.4%." (via @apnews.com) apnews.com/article/groc...
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Wait till they find out where all the semiconductor fabs are, and how many years it takes to stand up a new one
isla@demomolos.bsky.social · 2w agooh nooooo Taiwan will be part of China oh noooo what ever will i do in The United States of America if Taiwan is Chinese
