(loading screen after i die in a car crash) turn signals can be used to signal your intentions to other motorists.

(woke friend eulogizing me at my funeral) and he was conventionally attractive

i wanna see jd vance in an all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight situation

my review of the new park is in:

"mo卐oriᛋᛋts"

that look he gives u before tossing u into israel's meat grinder

the half a tank in my 20 year old truck about to be worth more than the truck

kash patel, holding a cigar in both hands. smelling it with his eyes closed.

wake it up for the weekend

atp you gotta give em the works

i heard a bunch of the movies up for oscars were tied and they let the racial tourettes guy cast the deciding vote

Operation Boy You Can't Do This On Concrete

Operation Guy Points A Gun At You, Pulls Your Pants Down, Sniffs Your Dick And Shoots Himself In The Head

the only dark enlightenment based groyper with any credibility left who can raise thule and ring in the new hyperborean age? that's right it's senator marsha blackburn

imagine getting slimed out in FAHHHrain for this guy

i just started running my washer and the fumes nearly knocked me over. stronger than country club pool water

no iranian in iran ever sold one of my utilities to private equity

the orthodox erikans and the candician order both claim to have remaining fragments of the gun of tyler; however, both claims are disputed by kirkologist breiyghlen lawnservice at the university of draftkings

one thing the enlisted men in vietnam learned is you can just blow up your commanding officer and no one will ever find out

the 69th guyjacker

my job is safe because language model agents are just taking the place of boomers as coworkers who don't know how to open pdf

iran is about to find out why we let child rapists run everything 👊🇺🇸🔥

it's not a distraction. they're just genocidal rapists

so you're allowed to marry an axe murderer, but you're not supposed to murder an axe marrier

if you're asexual and you have sex you're a scab in the sex strike, which is still going btw

imagined a lost three six mafia song called "lent got me bent (ashed out)"

why did the pedo mafia spend so much trying to make people hate bad bunny specifically

the rapist occupied supreme court will double down on kkkavanaugh SStops

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Stuck around after KDV for a program of street wrestling presented by the Krewe of Hellarious Wingnuts. Three matches: 1) Helena vs Helena vs Helena 2) Entergy vs Bird, Mylar, and Squirrel 3) Bachelorettes vs. Drinks sold on Bourbon Street