GuardsmanJones ♨️
@guardsmanjones.bsky.social
24. Line cook by day, degen shitposter by night. Aspiring Bushido Lib. Bengals fan.
Tom Homan: “I think September is going to be the highest deportations of any month in the history of ICE. We are removing and arresting more people right now than we ever have in the history of this nation. Wait until you see what we do next year.” ABOLISH ICE. www.thebulwark.com/p/doral-flor...
Trump Turned His Beloved Golf Hub Into a Ghost Town
In Doral, there are empty tables, shuttered businesses, and families struggling to survive after their loved ones have been thrown in detention.
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me watching a pornhub tutorial on how to insert a thumbdrive:
see this is the PENIS of the computer and it goes in the VAGINA
Coming up next week on Saturday, October 10th on twitch.tv/magic, we're hosting our second fundraising stream for @translifeline.org! Stay tuned next week for more info on how to donate and what compleatly awesome things we're doing to support this great cause!
Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year!
I usually try to explain it like this: picture the human pet guy as Zohran Mamdani. Now imagine they're Finnish. Doesn't look so much like Evo Moment 37 was caused by Greek gods playing Bubsy 3D now, does it?
if trump goes through with his diesel export threats, my country is in bad shit. And I'm in "if I lose power to my apartment, I might be in actual life threatening heatstroke danger" territory. There's legitimately a small, but nonzero, chance that this kills me.
You know what fuck it, if you're American and you could have voted but chose not to, fuck you, I can't exist in public anymore because public spaces here are all turning off or down their air conditioning because of the dire energy prices, I am being trapped in my room by heat sensitivity
could we please have some normal bisexuals in congress
"We were letting actual 8th graders sneak into our wild drug and sex parties at our Silicon Valley AI group house" is the most eyebrow-raising quote among many from that New York Times piece, IMO. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/t...
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
Existential despair hits so different on a graveyard shift
"My sense [is] that Democrats can win west of the Mississippi. Not just in Iowa and Texas. I wonder if the blue wave couldn’t also wash over to the Great Plains, to Kansas and Nebraska and South Dakota...Wave years, plus good candidates, can do surprising things." www.thebulwark.com/p/bill-smoke...
Bill Smokes the Hopium Pipe in the Land of Corn
How much ground can Dems gain west of the Mississippi?
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I strongly believe this site hates ICE enough to have her criminal defense costs paid by morning. If 2% of my followers gave a dollar each, she’s covered
A MINNESOTA ICE OBSERVER NEEDS YOUR HELP ICE has been working with a local police department to charge an observer for tailing an ICE vehicle. She was doing nothing illegal. It’s an attempt to intimidate observers out of their constitutional rights. Help her (modest) legal defense fund.
Yes Mr. President, that's great Mr. President you should go on television and say that more Mr. President
Trump: Data centers are great and they make people wealthy
It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. othermeans.substack.com/p/the-wheels...
The Wheels Are Coming Off
It Can Only Good Happen
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The greatest Bengals player on the field rn is Baker Mayfield
I wanna make sure people understand the mendacity of this. Because below is what Becerra *actually* said. Erin lied.
This is even more mendacious than I had assumed
Okay I looked it up. “submissive and breedable” is a bigoted slur against Fremen folks.
Rewatching Iron Man and Iron Man 2, and its crazy how these are just alt-universe Tom Clancy plots
I don’t like bringing the personal into the posting but if you feel comfortable publicly commenting (nicely, no fed posting) on the “let’s make employers pay 100K for H1-B visas” rule proposed by DHS, I’d appreciate it. My significant other would be effected by this and I love her very much
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