Last doctor I saw told me anything under 103.5 is just an elevated temp, not a fever. Motherfucker, I was a medic many moons ago but even back then, I recognized patients w/temps that high were almost always in sepsis. It’s not normal to let people get that sick, but we sure like to pretend it is.

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 2w ago

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

The towel rack over the toilet demonstrates just how ingrained in us is the dire need to believe what we can’t see can’t hurt us. Our collective ignorance toward aerosol science is really fucking embarrassing. (1/2)

Me watching Christians condemn a Muslim mayor for doing all the things Jesus told us to do for our neighbors

Angela's Dissociate Reaction

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We have to learn to live with explosive diarrhea

Let’s hear it for all the brave folks who refuse to live in fear of lettuce! #YAY #FreedomDiarrhea

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Hunger Games, science version

Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · last yr.

BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

2020: Have you been exposed to coronavirus 2026: Have you been exposed to Taco Bell

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Dr Noor Bari@njbbari3.bsky.social · 4w ago

It’s one thing to take a personal risk, like dining indoors in public… but it’s another thing to not do anything to prevent passing your risk on after that at home, work, or in aged/health/care settings. That’s the real problem.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Here's a quick update. Hope you all are hanging in there and staying cool this summer! guinesspig.ghost.io/this-is-a-te...

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***THIS IS A TEST OF THE GUINESS PIG DIARIES BROADCAST SYSTEM*** It’s been a while since I’ve posted, so I’m taking a moment today to share some updates. First, I want to say thank you to everyone w...

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If you need to stay cool on a budget this summer, here’s a DIY air conditioner you can make with a styrofoam cooler, a fan, & ice. My kid made one of these as a school project to help us stay cool in power outages during hurricane season. I was surprised how well it worked. youtu.be/FaC0dlRENk0?...

$8 Homemade Air Conditioner - Works Flawlessly!

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Here's episode 24 of Wayside, a serial novel for the CC community. ONLY 2 EPS REMAINING! The Founders' Council gathers to discuss how the community should move forward, Ben helps Ana say goodbye to Lupe, and Josina helps Waysiders feel safe again. guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...

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Bo Thompson@gaudipern.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I play a game with these people. I pull out my phone, avoid eye contact, and talk as if I'm on the phone with someone but constantly reply to whatever they're saying. If they look at me or ask, I point to my phone and politely signal I'm on a call. I get more absurd as it goes on.

Wellbefore’s KN95 is breathable, comfy, and has adjustable ear loops to help you maintain an N95-like fit. But also I was not prepared for how delightfully crispy the wrapper is, I felt sad tearing it open. 😭 Moldex is still my fave N95 but this KN95 is excellent for less risky situations. 😷 👍

Stranger: Why you wearing a mask Me: Covid Stranger: LOL we haven’t seen any Covid around here in years Me: LOL that’s because it’s invisible

John Cena: You Can't See Me

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Boosting to help Maya & her mom find a wheelchair accessible home to rent in Vancouver. Maya was the victim of a school shooting in Tumbler Ridge 💔

What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.

Please help this post get 3k likes

Lauren Flans@laurenflans.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Some rando on here will post "The President of the United States is a LIAR and a CRIMINAL!" and get 3k likes easy; meanwhile I'll post "The Scottie dog from Lady and the Tramp is queer coded" and it's crickets. Really unfair.

This wins Bluesky today, we can all go home now

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 3mo ago

the fire alarm went off and we all had to evacuate into the parking garage, on ketamine 🙂🙂🙂

Stop calling it back to normal and start calling it what it really is, back to Applebees

My favorite new pasttime is opening Venmo just to see who’s paying who for what ‘cause it is straight up a fucking soap opera/comedy show I follow a guy who pays his child support through Venmo & always adds a joke comment like ‘feet pics’ & his ex cusses him out in the comments

Premature Emaskulation is a real problem. If you suffer from this condition, treatment is easily accessible. Put a goddamn N95 on your face. That’s it.

Got plans this Friday night? You do now! Lily Slay, the 'Lefty Folk-Rock-Country Covid-Safe Disabled Buzzkill' singer/songwriter is performing a FULL concert LIVE over Zoom on 5/29 at 6p ET/5p CT/4p MT/3p PT and it's FREE! Grab your ticket at tinyurl (dot) com/LilySlayMay29

Got plans this Friday night? You do now! Lily Slay, the 'Lefty Folk-Rock-Country Covid-Safe Disabled Buzzkill' singer/songwriter is performing a FULL concert LIVE over Zoom on 5/29 at 6p ET/5p CT/4p MT/3p PT and it's FREE! Grab your ticket at tinyurl (dot) com/LilySlayMay29

🧵Live over Zoom, it’s Lily Slay! Join us Friday, May 29 at 6p ET/5p CT/4p MT/3p PT for a free concert followed by a meet & greet with the artist! Haven’t heard of Lily yet? Give her a listen in linked tweet!!! (1/2)

Cover them over with beautiful flowers Deck them with garlands, those brothers of ours Lying so silent by night and by day Sleeping the years of their manhood away Give them the meed they have won in the past; Give them the honors their future forecast; (1/2)

I'm co-producing this 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 livestream concert on Friday the 29th featuring the dope af @lilyslay.bsky.social! She's like an angrier, hotter* Pete Seeger who swears a lot! Check out one of her tunes in the threaded post and register for your free tickets! 🔥 (no offense pete u were also hot 💘)

Guiness Pig@guinesspig.bsky.social · 3mo ago

🧵Live over Zoom, it’s Lily Slay! Join us Friday, May 29 at 6p ET/5p CT/4p MT/3p PT for a free concert followed by a meet & greet with the artist! Haven’t heard of Lily yet? Give her a listen in linked tweet!!! (1/2)

My senior dog’s been peeing indoors. We put diapers on her overnight. They work well. We’ve chosen not to learn to live w/piss. We’ve adapted. If I’ve learned anything from the CC community, it’s that prevention can be fun/ interesting/sexy. So here you go, my dog in a diaper 🤘

🧵Live over Zoom, it’s Lily Slay! Join us Friday, May 29 at 6p ET/5p CT/4p MT/3p PT for a free concert followed by a meet & greet with the artist! Haven’t heard of Lily yet? Give her a listen in linked tweet!!! (1/2)

All of the other donuts Used to laugh and call him names