Hanford

@gunkslump.bsky.social

🔞 27 I like strange or normal things.

There is actually something wrong with me mentally but it is yet to be properly identified and named so it remains to have power and yeah its the one that makes me fuck the old balding butler

We are going to tempt a stoic older gentleman into sticking his dick in this mystery hole in the wall of a secret place, where something so epic and terrible will happen

I want this up on its own too just as a general thing. Doesnt even need to be about taking dick i think its just awesome to apply that and anything adjacent to an old man instead

Bild

Now i talk a lot of shit about “playing with realism” in porn to turn around and say “well the bulging/gulping egg thing with urethral stuff is fun though so”

That or you couls go for the funny option which is “no we are really not putting that in unless you pay for my hospital visit”. figure something out. use your imaginatiom

Only really find cervix stuff sexy anymore when it either works around the problem in-context (oh lets apply a spell/potion/etc thatll make it awesome) or it leans into it which is to say Yes it would be terribly painful which would be awesome