When you text the plug & they take forever:

Mr. Deal Closer@primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Niggas don’t wanna make money smh

(‘eat the rich’ includes your fave)

Ik you probably mean a Jamaican patty but everyone now and then I get a hankering for a nice grilled burger with no bun

Russell Westbrook Courtside at NBA Opening Night

ALT: Russell Westbrook Courtside at NBA Opening Night

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Tiny Terror, Principal Whore of Satan@thetinyterror.blacksky.app · 2d ago

I want a beef patty…

Hunch me thru the phone or whatever Soulja Boy said

Beef flavor would like a word

Crissy@crissstalitooo.blacksky.app · 3d ago

This the best pack, argue wit ya mama

it’s almost like… idk… we NEED regulations 😒

Heard yall was talking about me

The bathroom is build with $1M 😮‍💨

Virgo's Constant Groove@ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 3d ago

You're building a multi-million dollar home. But one of the rooms must cost AT LEAST $1 million. What room is that for you?

Time to work and jam.

Hella Good by No Doubt on Apple Music

Song · 2001 · Duration 4:02

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fuck pumpkin spice

REPORT THIS LOCATION TO ARIZONA. THESE ARE TO BE $0.99

RS Benedict@rsbenedict.bsky.social · 4d ago

this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator

A blunt a day takes the stress away.

THE BODY YOU WANT HAS MUSCLES ON IT

Why they kids always loose?!!

It is not.

Aubrey is a WHITE man.@lsslo.bsky.social · 6d ago

baby that line is there for a reason. MD is the South. please stop talkin about this.

He’s trying to turn the Federal Bureau of Investigation into the police academy…

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d ago

Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."

Survive and advance baby

Editor In Taste 🤌🏾@wcwpoet.blacksky.app · 6d ago

@guntherispaperrr.bsky.social came close to blowout of the week over @wickedreine.blacksky.app by 39.82

Heard yall was talking about me

When are we gonna talk about Herbert being Gen Z Matt Stafford

Even babies know better than to believe in the Chargers

Seth Walder@sethwalder.bsky.social · last wk.

our two-year-old picked the Cardinals in survivor time to find out if she's a genius

Lol I know a fucking bot when I see one

Lol what is this chat gpt ass answer???

Dave Singleton@dfsingleton.com · last wk.

Well we play the games for a variety of reasons at different levels, right? Oftentimes, score is not kept at the lowest youth levels. Because we grow from healthy competiton. So that’s one reason we play the games—not simply to win.

I get to watch George Pickens play football tonight!!!

Psy Dancing on Escalator in Gentleman MV

ALT: Psy Dancing on Escalator in Gentleman MV

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As he should

Rotoworld Football@rotoworld-fb.bsky.social · last wk.

Travis Hunter primarily plays defense in Week 1

Someone tell Jordan love to keep throwing to Tucker Kraft… I’d really appreciate that

The commies are running a defense that looks really cool when the ball is snapped but not so much when the ball comes out…

Jalen Hurts’ ability to look completely unfazed whilst running for his life is really impressive.