Gus Gassy Blimp

@gusdragonoid.bsky.social

27 year old gusty dragonoid 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 Pfp by GeoSkullderg, banner by doggettmcdog

CW: Gas/Fart Look… I *know* what hot dogs do to my stomach. I *know* that I’m up against Red… But, chili dogs are super tasty! At least Red’s ok with the consequences… >///////< ᴴᵒᵖᵉᶠᵘˡˡʸ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᶠᵘᵐᶦᵍᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃˡˡ… ᵒʳ ᵐʸ ˢᵗᵒᵐᵃᶜʰ ᵇˡᵒᵃᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶦᶻᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵒᵐ… Art by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

Okay guys, the (oddly specific!) warning stickers are funny, but I think by slapping them on that hard all you’ve done is prime Morgan’s obscenely bloated guts to erupt violently at the next minor disturbance Don’t stand directly in front of him. Or behind him, just to be safe. For your safety.

ok so i MAY have gone into some sort of fugue state and finished+rendered this BUT i want as many people as possible to see it so im gonna post it in the morning... ***BUT*** the night crowd gets a sneak peek at all the embarassing warning stickers some prankster stuck on him

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Sun Tzu's "The Art of Vore"@asscendingnode.bsky.social · last wk.

whoever slapped that warning sticker on him already probably primed him to blow, whatever you do, keep him AWAY from sharp objects. or doorframes. or tight spaces. or more sugary food he's gonna stuff in his mouth (@spicey-spaghets.bsky.social just dropped this on me it's kind of insaneo)