Indie things: 420-themed tag team comes out to Afroman's "Because I Got High" while I'm at ringside praying they finish their entrance before the sex verse, because there are a lot of children in the audience and I don't know if the sound guy had the foresight to find the censored version.

Pitch: Rob Van Dam gets really into neoclassical goth and renames himself Rob Can Dance, is that anything

I have determined that the generation gap can be defined by whether you were old enough to have used Columbia House. It was my first introduction to predatory loans: 12 CDs for a penny, and I have a whole year to buy more at full price? I'm 14 and that sounds like 15 year old me's problem.

How I'm pronouncing new units in my content: Clowns = "Bang Bang Pierre-oh" Ryoya-gun = "Zenn-o-star Nova" Yuki/Kota = "Zee-nith" I don't know if that's accurate but it seems right.

Folks say on a cold, clear night, when the moon is full and the wind is just right, you can still hear the distant plaintive moans of The Man Who Flew Over the Sky... "ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐ"

I don't have an opinion either way about EC3 but I can say he was a complete professional backstage, attended the pre-show meetings, and offered rookies career advice. People are 100% taking clips out of context and making assumptions because they want SO badly to find something to talk shit about.

2026.08.04 Korakuen ■JackyRiiita/Jr. v Ryoya/Kazu/Tristan v Kikuta/KAI/Jason ■Jiro v Kanda? ■Ultimo/XenisS/Punch/Fuda v MochiFujii/Genki/Takashi/Mondai ■Kzy/U-T/GuC/@KEY v YAMATO/DK/BxB/Doi ■RdP: Cielo/Mante v Flamita/Sangre ■RdP: SMJ/LEONA v Susumu/KAGE ■Shun v Homare ■RdP: Hyo/MyonMyon v 204

My next 10 hours or so

#Dragongate #ReyDeParejas2026 starts August 4th and runs all through the month. Here are the teams: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYX...

Rey de Parejas 2026 - Dragongate Tag League Breakdown

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For the last couple days we've been recording another edition of the Normal About Dragongate podcast, and @edenxsometimes.bsky.social has threatened my life more than once. So I'd say we're off to a good start.

Not sure what details are public yet, but Northeast US is the next to get DGUSA. October 24, co-promoting with ETU like they did for Philly Mania Week 2024. Not sure if I can make that one since I'll just be coming back from Japan, but I have family in New York so it's not out of the question.

WTF Kavinsky died!? 😢 RIP synthwave legend youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY

Kavinsky - Nightcall (Drive Original Movie Soundtrack) (Official Audio)

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Here is a pick-em for #dragongate Rey de Parejas 2026 awesomedg.guide/projects/pic... Drag and drop your final block standings Pick your knockout stage winners Share who you think will win this years tournament As always feedback appreciated

Rey de Parejas 2026 Pick-ems | Awesome Dragongate

Pick your winners for the Rey de Parejas 2026 tag league.

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I am putting the word "asslord" in my next video and it makes complete sense in context. I am not joking.

"But doctor, I AM Big Circus Tsujiguchi."

Hokuto Pro Wrestling has a character named "Ru Rururu" and he looks like this. I just thought you should know.

Pitch: Mochizuki Dojo but an entire promotion. Pre-retirement 50+ wrestlers train & mentor rookies, get reps, and send them to big promotions when they graduate. It's make or break, so if they can't help you, you don't stick around for years and try to rule the place; you just go do indies instead.

UJPW Face the Next is on the Dragongate Network for free! dragongate.live/contents/1939

2026.5.12 FACE THE NEXT | DRAGONGATE NETWORK

2026.5.12 FACE THE NEXT 東京・新宿FACE   ■シングル

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Apropos of nothing, I think at one point one of the Dragongate clowns should bite Don Fujii on the arm, and he should spend the next month or so looking gradually more pale and sickly until he fully transforms into Clown Fujii

Yo what that's my friend THAT'S MY FRIEND

It's "pack" because he's literally had 6-pack abs since he was a kid and his father gave him the nickname. It's really not a big mystery. If you say "pock" I'm going to pretend you're talking about X-Pac.

silver, by the woods (they/them) 🍀✨@silverhawthorne.bsky.social · last wk.

I am once again asking for the pronunciation of Pac’s name to be standardized 🤼

This kid was having NONE of Gianni Valletta

welcome to dragongate, this is our clown. that's a salaryman over there. here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy that's clown #2 and this is the gang of old men who'll kill you

2026.07.26 Kobe ■Mocchy v Fuda ■YAMATO/DK/BxB v Ultimo/Takashi/Mondai ■Hyo/Junior v U-T/Tristan ■Cielo v Gianni v KAI ■Oshima/Tsujiguchi v Genki/Kanda ■RdP Royal Sambo: Yoshioka, Minoura, Susumu, KAGETORA, GuC, @KEY, Jacky, Riiita, Kikuta, Jason, ISHIN, Kato ■Kzy/SMJ/Flamita v Ryoya/Homare/Kimura

Site update: Unit remixer awesomedg.guide/projects/uni... had a few updates. You can now add new wrestlers, it now stays up to date with the gaora homepage and some improvements in the drag and drop.

This is how he'll keep the Dream Gate forever

OK so The Room Returns with Bob Odenkirk in Tommy Wiseau's role is amazing. Like there's NO saving the original dialogue, but watching good actors try to work through it anyway is a fascinating experience.

Trust me, you'll want to show this one to people. Ryoya Tanaka vs Homare for the Brave Gate title from Kobe World 2026. This is Ryoya's 12th title defense in his attempt to beat the record set by PAC in 2011. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3wH...

【記録達成】田中良弥、ブレイブゲートの最多防衛記録！さらに挑戦者の帆希と共闘へ　2026.7.24神戸ワールド記念ホール大会[DRAGONGATE][ドラゴンゲート]

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I think western culture needs to embrace the puroresu practice of putting wrestling venues on the 10th floor of a downtown office building.

One reason why I think we might actually be OK in the future is because a lot of online content used to be really mean-spirited and making fun of people's failures, but nowadays we're being mean to AI and making fun of robots falling down and flailing around.