Me: Why don't you just buy a bigger desk NPR: It's... that's not the point Me: It's only tiny because you bought a tiny one

Best news. Can't wait to see how this kid does for Villa competitively, looked so far like he has all the tools to be an incredible talent.

Jacob Tanswell@jacobtanswell.bsky.social · 2d ago

Aston Villa's appeal to register Brian Madjo has been accepted by the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS). CAS took into account several factors involving Madjo's case. 17yo thought very highly with Emery keen to include him in his squad for competitive matches. @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC

christ

unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d ago

K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case

Doing my little affirmations.

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

you lost the epic rap battle, but you won the epic rap war

Heart of Midlothian are the funniest football club on the planet

Heart of Midlothian are winning the 26/27 scottish premier league

you cannot make me believe that anyone has ever watched a "youtube short"

not to be Old on main, but the entire license fee should go entirely into the BBC Archive youtube channel actually

For a small fee I can roam around your home mouth agape gently harvesting the dust particles that float around each room

Me and @slowjamsforever.bsky.social just watched 'A Shot at Glory', the Scottish football film with Robert Duvall, Michael Keaton, and... Ally McCoist. Usually don't care about this shit, but I feel like my review of the film should be the top one on Letterboxd.

A ★★½ review of A Shot at Glory (2000)

It's really funny that this film stars two hugely prolific, deservedly acclaimed actors with an array of awards between them, yet the film is largely carried by of all people, Ally McCoist. Obviously ...

letterboxd.com

Myonmyon main eventing Korakuen over Shun's (storyline) last match in Dragongate is extremely funny, honestly. More of that.

Extremely funny that I found the energy to start going to the cinema again right as it becomes absolutely impossible to watch anything there beyond two films I have zero interest in going to.

heavy is the head that wears the really heavy crown

Apropos of nothing, I think at one point one of the Dragongate clowns should bite Don Fujii on the arm, and he should spend the next month or so looking gradually more pale and sickly until he fully transforms into Clown Fujii

....Do you think if the clowns turn heel they'll become Pieros del Mal

welcome to dragongate, this is our clown. that's a salaryman over there. here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy here's a hot boy that's clown #2 and this is the gang of old men who'll kill you

dragongate the company that you are

My new favourite Dragongate team, Tristan mU-T

Fuda to Gajadokuro odds plummeting in real time

it will never stop being beautiful

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

A thought: if a Mante and Flamita team is off the table for Rey de Parejas, are we getting Mante and Hyo?

today's rey de parejas fantasy lineup. probably could have included a Hyo team or Yamato/DK or given Kikuta something to do, but unsurprisingly narrowing the Dragongate roster down to just twelve teams is really quite hard. And that's assuming there's no guests.

yknow it's real nice that the one dude who does all of the art on wikihow has found a new gig, good for them

Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️@girlnextvore.bsky.social · 2w ago

This has over night become the funniest AEW shirt and i kind of want it now

yoheyyyyyyy 🥰