Sam
@gutterburger.bsky.social
I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it's the only major American city to have ever elected three socialist mayors
Going to the café car on the Amtrak, lemme know if y'all want anything
when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular
Might run for a board position in my neighborhood association
Driving for ten minutes and I've already had two cars do the Milwaukee Slide to me. It's good to be back!
Flight was delayed 8 hours due to "mechanical issues." Bring back woke!
every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
Happy 10th anniversary to this masterpiece of journalism by @crulge.urinal.club www.vice.com/en/article/i...
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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What about Parched Madness and it's when you're really thirsty
That is a cool trench but quick suggestion, maybe don't put it right in front of my house next time
I can go several weeks without buying something (groceries notwithstanding)???
Added a new song I can sing Oreo's name to the tune of to my repertoire: Van Halen's "Panama"
Once somebody kills Elon we should all agree to a sitcom-style retcon of all the stuff he's destroyed. Or at least Twitter; 'all of society' might take a little longer
Everyone should venmo me five dollars for making the Chiefs mortal again by moving to KC
Guy at the dog park had a MAGA can koozie and Oreo (regularly perfect sweet angel towards others) kept bullying his dog
A cybertruck just drove down my street, need to form a neighborhood watch to prevent further incursions
Secretly rooting for the Bills bc I can't deal with my fellow Kansas Citians if they win a third straight Super Bowl
Toads in the Mario series of video games are excitations of an everywhere-permeating Toad field
Bob Uecker was just the best: defector.com/bob-uecker-w...
Bob Uecker Was Just The Best | Defector
It is not difficult to find people who loved Bob Uecker unreservedly. There is a good reason for this: He was the last genuinely and instinctively funny person in baseball history. He was the god of M...
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Trivia came down to a tiebreaker which I totally biffed on, but the other team was further off so we got the win
Oreo has not shown himself to be a "pick up a stick" kind of dog so you can imagine my excitement when he grabbed this big one unprompted in the backyard today
Taking note of which neighbors have fully refused to shovel any of the foot of snow we got, putting them on a list entitled "Huge Assholes"